i dont. he might need to win in '25 for me to refresh my memory
hey guys remember when charles won the monaco grand prix
max from criminology verse? is that u babe?
“i can fix him” you are literally x10 as fucked up as him
kudos to writers with dialogue-heavy works, I got mad respect for y'all. love using dialogue as a tool, but my default settings are non-verbal (dialogue) and non-stop yapping (description).
WE NEVER MADE THAT EXCEL SHEET LMAO
very not pog of us
soo wedding fic when
hi! i was wondering what post of souvenir116 inspired you to write the kingdom, the power and the glory! its such a good read and im so interested to see what inspired it!
this one! and also thank you so so so much for reading!!
me: posts a fic on ao3 also me, 0.3 seconds later: let me just take a totally casual peek at my inbox 🥰
ao3 inbox: (0)
me: ok haha that’s fine i didn’t write that with my whole chest and soul and childhood trauma or anything 😌👍
fifty minutes later ao3 inbox: (1)
me: …wait. who was that. who read it. who’s my special little guy. come here. let me look at you. let me HOLD you.
ao3 inbox: (2)
me: feral screaming OH MY GOODNESS THEY’RE BREEDING
ao3 inbox: (5)
me: I’M GONNA PUKE I’M GONNA CRY I’M GONNA WRITE 10K OF SLOW BURN FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY WHOEVER YOU ARE
ao3 inbox: (10)
me: on the floor, kicking my feet they LIKE me they REALLY LIKE ME I’M GONNA BUILD A SHRINE
tldr; shoutout to everyone who turns the (0) into the (1) and then into the (more than 1). i don’t know who you are but i’m spiritually holding your face in my hands and whispering danke
i have an unhealthy obsession with your works. in past days i’ve read almost all of them, some more than once, i keep sending favourite quotes to my bestie, i can’t be contained. crack is very much not my cup of tea but i eat up all of your writing like am starving.
yeah, so anyway, love your work, keep going
mate you have no idea how happy i am to hear that. thank you so so so much for reading❤️❤️❤️❤️
i think im in love with you. good luck on exams pookster
THANK YOU BABESS 🥹✨
alright everyone it's time to start spreading the "charles got a podium in the 7th fastest car" agenda
if lando norris was 3 and charles leclerc was an apple then how many centimeters is the milk that i need to burn on the antarctic refrigerator to gain 3/10ths down the straight at the rainbow road grand prix circuit?
first of all, thank you for this question. It has changed my life. second of all, the answer is clearly blueberry.
you see, if Lando is 3 (which checks out), and sharl leclair is an apple (organic ofc), then the milk (specifically emotionally unstable almond milk) needs to be cryogenically yeeted onto the antarctic refrigerator, which, as we all know, is guarded by two penguins named Lewis and Seb.
once you bypass the ice circuit boss battle (featuring rookie Fernando Alonso on skates), u pour exactly π centimetres of combusted dairy essence into the carburettor of your Mario Kart and scream "FOR MONZAAAA" while drifting at preciselyy 42° angle into rainbow road.
congratulations! you now have 3/10ths and also irreversible lactose trauma. charles is still an apple. lando has evolved into 4 somehow.
science. ✨
STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
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