Minecraft “lore” Idea: What If The Villagers Have Last Names Based On Their Careers (i.e A Librarian’s

Her

The first thing I noticed about you was your hair. Dirty blonde, or maybe it was wheat gold, but I was - and still am - jealous of it. You had two styles, a messy bun and just straight down.

Next your lips, a light muted red that matched your almond shaped nails. You always did look good in autumn colors. 

Then your clothes, I wanted your wardrobe so bad. The way you dressed was exactly the aesthetic I tried to copy. Oversized, grunge, or dark academia. 

Is it weird of me to say that I always noticed when you were across from me in the hallway?

But I don’t think I liked you, not in a crush sort of way, just as someone I liked to envy. 

Though my face felt warm whenever you walked past and I always felt an urge to dress up for you and I really wanted you to compliment me and I wanted us to be good friends.

Sometimes I wonder if something was wrong with me in those moments. 

I tried to look cool in front of your friend, I don’t know if it worked or if she thought I was too excited. 

Maybe I made a bad first impression? 

After that we never talked, and I’m not sad, but I’m not sure if I’m content either.

I think you’ve been on my mind for 3 years now.

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

just like a cokey cola……

had to clip this because jesus CHRIST

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

i want to smoke crack with her

PROMPT LIST ~ full release!

Hi all, the time is finally drawing near! Twomp week begins in just a few weeks so who's ready to see the prompts for the event? The answer will hopefully be everyone because the full release is here.

Reminder that every list of prompts is optional. Use these in any way you choose or ignore them entirely!

That being said, here are the prompts for each day of twomp week:

Day 1 - August 5th

Crossover : Video Game

Swap : Role Reversal

Fluff : Hand Holding

Angst : Saying Goodbye

Trope : Only One Bed

Ship : Plargos | Eye Love You | Mr Plant x Argos

Twomp Episode : Gardening with Argos (Part 7)

Colour Palette :

Day 2 - August 6th

Crossover : Horror Movie

Swap : Colour Palette Switch

Fluff : Baking/Cooking

Angst : Arguments

Trope : Accidental Baby Acquisition

Ship : Your Favourite Ship

Twomp Episode : A Roadtrip with Mr Plant

Colour Palette :

Day 3 - August 7th

Crossover : Favourite Show

Swap : Genderbend

Fluff : Date Night

Angst : Betrayal

Trope : Fake Dating

Ship : Flopsy x Lotus | the pink and green bunnies

Twomp Episode : Gardening with Argos (PART 3)

Colour Palette :

Day 4 - August 8th

Crossover : Any other Ashur Gharavi Series

Swap : Outfit Mixup

Fluff : Daydreams

Angst : Haunted

Trope : Time Loop

Ship : A Rarepair You've Never Considered Before

Twomp Episode : A Wednesday with Mr. Plant.

Colour Palette :

Day 5 - August 9th

Crossover : Fantasy

Swap : Quote Swap

Fluff : Cosy Clothing

Angst : Illness

Trope : Coffee Shop AU

Ship : Midnight Broadcast | the moon and the telly

Twomp Episode : Gardening with Argos (Part 5)

Colour Palette :

Day 6 - August 10th

Crossover : Superhero

Swap : Aesthetic Switchup

Fluff : Birthday Celebrations/Parties

Angst : Wounded

Trope : Hanahaki

Ship : Selfship or Canon x OC

Twomp Episode : Gardening with Argos (PART 4)

Colour Palette :

Day 7 - August 11th

Crossover : Nostalgic Media

Swap : New Setting

Fluff : Soulmates

Angst : Self-Loathing

Trope : Songfic

Ship : Garden of Love | Mr Plant x Mr Flower x Argos

Twomp Episode : Christmas with Argos

Colour Palette :

consider following the @twompweek blog or the #twomp week tag to see everyone's amazing creations when the event begins!

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

There are two basic arguments for shutting the fuck up about cishets at Pride.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers? What if it's none of your business?

Second and perhaps more important: If you think you can tell that someone is CIS, let alone HET, by LOOKING at them, you are a cop and an idiot.