Debbie Downer And Negative Nancy Should Lez Out

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

VAMPIRE!FEI HARGREEVES x READER HEADCANONS

summary: au hcs where fei is a vampire + her powers revolve around bats instead of birds

warnings: mentions of blood

a/n: i was bored and made this so it’s not gonna be the best loll :')

vampire!fei who doesn’t leave the house during the day even though she can go in the sun

vampire!fei who takes you to goth clubs and edgy art exhibits

vampire!fei who is sensitive to bright lights

vampire!fei who can find you anywhere, even in the dark

vampire!fei who hates getting tempted by your blood bc she doesn’t want to hurt you

vampire!fei who gets tired and grumpy during the winter

vampire!fei who is very possessive committed to your relationship

vampire!fei whose favorite month is october, but will never admit it because she thinks it’s a vampire stereotype

vampire!fei who will let you infodump about anything (even if she knows as much or more about it than you)

vampire!fei who is unaffected by the cold

vampire!fei who wears jackets and sweaters anyway, so she can give them to you

vampire!fei who didn’t want you to see her bloody for the first few months bc she didn’t want to scare you

vampire!fei who likes to collect bug resin trinkets

vampire!fei who gives you trinkets and jewelry she finds (or takes)

vampire!fei who is basically nocturnal

vampire!fei who doesn’t infodump often, but if she does, it’s only to you

vampire!fei who sprays your perfume around her room when you’re going to be gone for a while

vampire!fei who feeds on people you don’t like

vampire!fei who wouldn’t ever feed on you unless you asked, and even then she might not

vampire!fei who wants to turn you so you two can be always together

vampire!fei who will never tell you that because she doesn’t want to seem clingy

dumb autistic mouse

Sorry I keep forgetting Tumblr exists, there is nothing on my brain other than Thangyu

official petition to rename jackieshauna ship name to frostbite please and thank you

the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless

if lottie dies shauna will be the only one of my top 4 who’s still alive yall i can’t do this

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ — · ciaren/kie — ·

: bisexual · any prns · multifandom :

1. 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 2. 𝐟𝐚𝐪

- will write:

- poly

- wlw

- queer reader

even he was weirded tf out

"What’s that notion app on your phone?"