And You Loved Me, Holding My Freezing Heart In Your Hands, Warming It Even While Knowing The Cold Would

@lilbulletgirl died doing what she loved, frantically trying to escape a forest while being chased by a large amount of rats

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

better way to dispose of the teeth: shatter them

it's hard to do, yeah. But worth it because if someone finds shattered teeth, are they gonna know what they are? Probably not.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do

I breathed in the air around me after I got struck by the gay lightning

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

sometimes we all need that main character moment. and sometimes that main character moment is "i need to call wife and tell her i'm not doing too okay". and then you don't

2025 year plan & resolution

the US government does not spark joy in me 👎

steph after Cass broke up with Kon

idea: historian obsessed with meeting Logan Howlett because he's a historical primary source and they NEED to interview him to fact-check their paper on the 1800s that they've worked on for years

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.