They're Together. Whaaaattt?? Who Said That?

"IN THIS BRIEFCASE IS YOUR HEALTH AND WELLBEING. YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU IF CAN RUN FASTER THAN THIS BAT!!!"

Ok no but like how long in DC canon till the reality TV Cass learnt English from is MrBeast and various other YouTubers?

loving someone so much that you wanna mix their blood into your veins no matter how violently ill that'd probably make you auogh

i heard there was a flower in my lung

i wanted to get it out, i didn't want to choke on it

so I drank some pesticide

but all it did was poison my stomach

superhero team? ❌️

complicated polycule? ✅️

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

alas, no song perfectly fits whatever thing they are 😔

Cass's pov of stephcass: thoughts?

Song: She Wants Me (To Be Loved) by The Happy Fits

the pic is the lyrics I thought fit best but it's honestly the entire song

sry if I'm being vague but I've sent two other asks that've errored out :(

just wanted to hear someone else's thoughts on this that isn't myself and ur my chosen dc/stephcass blog on here

have a good day and if I'm being annoying I'm so sorry!!

See, I'm a deeply watsonian soul. To me, StephCass is so special because they're so obviously soulmates, but they aren't easily defined. How are they soul mates? Are they qpr? Romantic? Do they fuck? Do they even kiss? Do they even realize they're together? Idk if anything but 2000's mall emo about deeply homoerotic friendship will ever really capture them, and even then that music can be a stretch. They're obsessed with eachother, they never talk about it, they'd die for eachother but they're still calling themselves friends as they crawl into their shared bed. What are they? Not in those pride specials, thank god.

our dream

i have to read every appearance of every single character before i can write them or i'll do it wrong, and then i'll write them wrong anyways and they will execute me by firing squad in my ao3 comments.

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

2025 year plan & resolution

the US government does not spark joy in me 👎