The Weirdest Shit That’s Come Out Of Aussie Parliament

the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament

“you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”

that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered

pauline pantsdown

the fucking misogyny speech is legendary

“howard djs like a mad cunt”

when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable

when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds

when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness

“it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”

the world’s shortest press release

this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point

“AbbotLovesAnal”

this is our opposition leader???????