A little bi-derman for bi visibility day. Happy bi visibility day guys!
can't believe people think harry potter could beat percy jackson in a fight when harry potter is literally british and percy is from new york
Everyone loves to talk about this sad/angsty panel of Timmy where he discovers Jack is dead and Bruce holds him, which yes that’s really sad but…
the lead up to this where Tim is crying in the batmobile on the phone with Jack and Bruce is lowkey panicking, rushing to try to get there in time only to ultimately be too late like he was before…heartbreaking
Here are some scenarios of that:
Dick: Hood, where are you going?
Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*
Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!
Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol
Dick: good luck with that
Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*
Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it
Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens
Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?
Jason: yes, a really good book
Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?
Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*
Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*
Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s
Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore
Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement
Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and
Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT
Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?
Dick: no
Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*
Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding
Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk
*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*
Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws
Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd
Roy: I love a feisty girl
Dick: the innocent ones are the best
Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits
Dick: *fucks up somehow*
Jason: what the fuck, Richard
Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father
Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head
Bruce:
bonus: retaliation from Damian
Jason: *shoots at Robin*
Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!
feel free to add more!!
i made this while i was sick and bored yesterday
also rip i forgot the tape on tyler’s arm i’m sad
god it took me AGES but it’s finally done. Happy Batman Day!
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Written by Tom Taylor
Art by Yasmin Putri
Damian Wayne: (about Jon Kent) He’s flying! He’s really flying! Father, look, he’s-!
Bruce Wayne: [smiles smugly]
Damian Wayne: … I mean, big deal, he’s flying.
This is what he said-
He wanted Tim to talk to a therapist. One from Metropolis no less, so not even Arkham adjacent in any way.
And for more context here, these are the other things Dick said-
I’m not saying Tim was wholly in the wrong for not explaining himself or anything like that. And I understand that sometimes it’s fun to woobify Timbo a bit by writing fics and things were everyone was against him during this time and all of that. I get that.
But I also want everyone to know that Dick did not ever canonically do that.
Dick did not do everything right by any means, but he never wanted to send his little brother to Arkham. That is purely fanon.
area 51 memes anyone
#A FLOOFY LUFFY 😊