Comedians: It's So Difficult To Be Funny Nowadays Without Sjws Getting Offended

Bruce Wayne: [loses his children in a crowded mall.]

Bruce Wayne: [Jumps on a Table] I am a terrible father!!!

Jason Todd: [In a distance] Damn right you are!

Damian Wayne: [In a further distance] Silence Todd! No one cares on what you think!

Tim Drake: [In a even further distance] Guys? Where is everyone? I need help! Some mean girl hit me with a Lego brick.

Dick Grayson: [Closing near to Tim’s area] I’m coming Tim!

Helena Wayne: [Closest to Bruce] Over here Cass! Father is this way!

Cassandra Cain: Good!

Bruce Wayne: [Smiles to himself] There they are. My children.

Dick Grayson The Listener (AKA Literal Batfam Mom)

Batman is absolutely awful at dealing with emotions and feelings. Luckily, Dick is there to pick up the emotional slack and be the support system that all his siblings need! 

Robin (1993) #156

Dick was about to head out the door, but drops everything when Tim says he needs to talk (and Tim was struggling with suicidal thoughts in this comic so it is even more important that he has someone to talk to). 

Nightwing (1996) #25

And Tim feels comfortable coming to Dick with tough topics. 

Batman: Family #7

Even though Dick isn’t as close to Cass at this point, he makes sure that she knows he’s there for her during a tough time. 

Birds of Prey (1999) #8

And he is there for Barbara and is understanding when she talks about her need for revenge after the injury that resulted in her being put in a wheelchair. 

Batman #33

While all the others are shocked by Damian’s emotional reaction, Dick is reassuring and comforting (indicating to me that this isn’t the first time he’s comforted Damian in this way). Dick is one of the few people who treats Damian like the child he is.

Batman #416

He even offers support to Jason (which may surprise some people), though he initially did not approve of Jason being Robin. 

Batman and Nightwing #23 

And he does the same thing for Batman. This moment in particular is heartbreaking to me, because Dick completely neglects his own feelings about Damian’s death to support Bruce. 

Dick is always encouraging communication and making sure everyone stays connected. He is so important to the Bat family, the glue that keeps them together. He’s just always got everyone’s back. Dick Grayson actual therapist everyone. 

Super sons issue #10

this issue was short but it was so cuteee?!?!

i live for bruce/clark’s banters tbh, these 2 dorks

jon is always cute and he looks adorable af

also, damian threatening jon will never not be funny xD

clark knows bruce so well ;P

only my baby jon can make damian soft ;w; im glad he’s finally opening up to jon

im sorry i cant get over the fact that clark’s car look fckin hideous lmaooo  where does he buy this sht someone help him

AND THE SUPERBOY(KON) POSTER IN JON’S BEDROOM I WANT CONNER BACK

damian being a little devil as always :P

ALFRED YOU SAVAGE (why is everybody insulting damian’s height rofl)

i NEED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

the fortress of attitude…. i APPROVE

poor child doesnt want to go to school, atleast he have jon ;)

i cant tell if bruce is joking, but i would love to see them try :DD

and finally, isnt revenge sweet? youre doing amazing honey

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Barry learns from the best.

the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

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I am sick to death with stories and readings of Joker being Batman's only friend and is the only person who understands him, it's bullshit.

You know who can be Batman's friend who understands him waaay better than Joker?

Alfred Pennyworth - the man who raised and took care of Bruce. The man who was and is always there for him and is practically his father.

Any of the Robins - He's raised them, he knows who they've become as adults and knows what they all went through as children.

But I can hear you say, those are family, and although family can be your friends, it's not the same. Well fuck you, what about

Selina Kyle - his former fling turned partner. She knows Bruce well enough at this point, hell she knows the Batfamily a lot at this point to be a mother figure to the Robins and to be a pillar of emotional support for Bruce

CLARK JOSEPH KENT - This one pisses me off the most because for every version that romanticizes Bruce and Joker's friendship, there's also a version that strains Clark and Bruce's by making them enemies. They are the goddamn world's finest, they've both been through tragic losses; Clark lost Pa Kent at a young age and Bruce lost both his parents. Both of them operate under a sense of justice informed by that trauma and by the love of their respective caretakers, Ma Kent and Alfred.

Barbara Gordon - same reason for the Robins, but more on a mentor relationship than a parental one, however that doesn't discount the chances of two being good friends since they both know each other personally and fight for the same cause.

JIM FUCKING GORDON - I don't even need to explain this, he's pretty much Alfred, Clark, and Barbara all rolled into one in terms of his relationship with Bruce

Buuuut nooooooooo let's go out there and say that the psychotic maniac that's obsessed with Batman is Bruce's only friend and is the only person who can understand him. Sure.

For fuck's sake, Bane probably has a better chance of being Bruce's friend than Joker

EDIT: It has come to my attention that I totally forgot to include Harvey Dent in here, but included Bane right at the gate. Sorry

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