He wants to be TALL JASON!!!
Hals gay
hal jordan
is the most straight man
is not gay
not even a little
always says no homo before doing anything
and only makes out with his friends a little
or maybe a lot but that doesnt mean gay
just facts babe
Here are some scenarios of that:
Dick: Hood, where are you going?
Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*
Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!
Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol
Dick: good luck with that
Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*
Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it
Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens
Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?
Jason: yes, a really good book
Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?
Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*
Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*
Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s
Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore
Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement
Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and
Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT
Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?
Dick: no
Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*
Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding
Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk
*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*
Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws
Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd
Roy: I love a feisty girl
Dick: the innocent ones are the best
Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits
Dick: *fucks up somehow*
Jason: what the fuck, Richard
Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father
Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head
Bruce:
bonus: retaliation from Damian
Jason: *shoots at Robin*
Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!
feel free to add more!!
Red hood fan art
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OMG JUST UNCOVERED: SHORT SEGMENT OF THE ANIMATION MEME I THOUGHT I HAD LOST FOREVER T O T!!!
it’s gonna be absolutely soul crushing when (inevitably) one of the main characters dies in vol 2. but imagine one of them actually dies the same way vecna’s other victims did.
it’s going to be so gruesome to watch. absolutely traumatizing. seeing a character we love so much die in such a brutal way.
but what’s going to be even worse is seeing the other people’s reactions. we’re watching a beloved character die like that. but they’re watching their friend, their family, get murdered in such a cruel fashion. and it’s going to be absolutely heartbreaking.
I made part 2 of the iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!
Apollo not being in TSATS was dumb so I made this even dumber thing