Percy Is So Fucking Lucky That Will Can't Read Minds Or See In The Past Because If He Found Out Percy

percy is so fucking lucky that will can't read minds or see in the past because if he found out percy thought about throwing wonderbread at nico for being too out of it and groaning literal minutes after waking up from a near death trance, oh boy

it wouldn't matter that percy jackson is the most powerful demigod they know he'd be toast in seconds

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6 years ago

that helicopter scene from civil war with my heart will go on as music

so i saw something like this almost two years ago but i couldn’t find it again when i wanted to show it to a friend so i made it myself.

1 year ago
Doodle Of My Favourite Gremlins

Doodle of my favourite gremlins

7 years ago

Thoughts on Patroclus

Friendly reminder that Patroclus should not be remember simply as “Achilles’ bitch”.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was a little shit. He had the power, the looks and the skills, and he knew it. Not only he excelled at battle; he did it while taunting his enemies all the fucking time cause he was going to win and he knew it.

Friendly reminder that he was the one guy who got to call out on Achilles, something no one else dared to do. In fact, men went to ask him to call out on Achilles because everyone was scared of him. Except for Patroclus.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus had advanced medical knowledge, something extremly rare at the time. He healed many of his friends and comrades during battle. Hadn’t it been for him, many great warriors would have died.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was loyal to a fault. He was always by Achilles’ side in battle. He never disobeyed Achilles orders. The one time he did, was the time he died.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was kind and had a soft heart. He cried because while Achilles’ Rage lasted, he wouldn’t let any of his men enter battle, Patroclus included. And while Achilles’ troops were hiding in their ships, the rest of the Greek army got crushed. Patroclus felt so powerless and helpless because he couldn’t do nothing as he saw his comrades dying.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus had a character crisis. He had to decide whether obeying his Lord’s commands and abandoning his friends in battle, or going against his Lord’s wishes and engaging fight.

Friendly reminder that he refused to stay behind like a coward. He chose to enter battle, but since he was a honourable man he told Achilles about it. Friendly reminder that he managed to sway Achilles’ Rage. Friendly reminder that he managed to convince Achilles to let their troops rejoin the war, thus returning the victory to the Greeks.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was flawed. He committed hubris. He got so battle drunk and was so excited by the prospect of finally ending the war, that he disobeyed Achilles’ direct command not to fight near the walls of Troy, and chased the Troyans back to the limits of the city. To the place Achilles had specifically told him not to go because it would be too dangerous. Friendly reminder that this one flaw is his downfall.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus doesn’t go down without giving one hell of a fight. Friendly reminder that Patroclus was so strong that Apollo (the God that protected Troy and Hector [Troy’s heir to the throne]) had to face him and repel him four times. Four times. A god. If that ain’t badass, then I don’t know what could be. In the fourth time, Apollo got inside Patroclus’ head and made him dizzy. Patroclus fell and Apollo removed him from his armour- Achilles’ armour. Patroclus ended up unprotected, vulnerable and dizzy in the middle of the battle field; so a random dude saw the opportunity and stabbed his back with a spear. But was that enough to make him go down? Oh heck no. The pain snapped him out of the dizziness. Patroclus realized he was in a very troublesome situation so he decided to fall back… but at that moment Hector engaged him in battle. And Patroclus wouldn’t retire from a direct combat, oh heck he wouldn’t. Even though he knew this was probably the way he would die, he fought with his all.

Friendly reminder that lacking his armor, tired from battle, with a spear wound on his back and only Achilles’ sword left as weapon, Patroclus faced Hector, Troy’s greatest warrior and didn’t fear.

Friendly reminder that when Hector sheathed his spear in Patroclos’ stomach, Patroclus thought about the love of his life.

Friendly reminder that with his last breath Patroclus smiled at Hector and told him “You are a dead man. This will be your downfall”. Friendly reminder that until his last moment, he was a little shit.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus is a flawed, well-rounded, badass character and that he deserves so much more than his current position as “Achilles’s love interest”.

6 years ago

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

who talks to sea creatures,

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

with an army of sharks

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:
It Has Come To My Attention That Aquaman (2018) Is Just A Shameless Ripoff Of The Mattel Classic, Barbie:

… I’m just saying

6 years ago

jungkook already busy with his snacks(?)

6 years ago

Jin will act in a K-Drama.

Reblog to make Jin’s dreams come true. Ignore to break his heart.

3 years ago

Obsessed with how shy Bruce was. He was so introverted and awkward. He comes across so confident when he’s in the suit but immediately when he’s out of it he seems like he just wants to sink through the floor when talking with people. Every time he had to make eye contact it looked like it caused him physical pain. Incredible

6 years ago

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain

3 years ago

Remember when Dick got shot and passed out on the fire escape and Alfred had to go get him? Imagine how scared Alfred probably was when he climbed up the fire escape and saw Dick unresponsive and covered in blood. For a brief moment, he probably thought that he was too late and that Dick was already dead.

Remember When Dick Got Shot And Passed Out On The Fire Escape And Alfred Had To Go Get Him? Imagine How
Remember When Dick Got Shot And Passed Out On The Fire Escape And Alfred Had To Go Get Him? Imagine How

Batman #634

6 years ago

Reblog if you have more than one OTP

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