Lmao Get Loved Loser

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

i dont want a man who plays hard to get i want a man who crawls on his hands and knees begging for my attention. i want a man who cries and grabs my ankles. i walk and he just hangs on and gets dragged along wherever i go like a decorative train on a dress 

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love

blood is the prettiest accessory a boy can wear