Naming The Female Razor Brand Venus Is So Personally Offensive To Me....you Think Venus The Goddess Of

me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

i'm tryna cuddle my way into nasty sex