Just Got Diagnosed As Your Soulmate. Yeah Sorry Now We Must Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Together

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

when short people have an attitude whoa who asked you pocket pussy

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

you're constantly horny aren't you

well no sometimes I am asleep

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love