OMG UR SO RIGHT 😭😭

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Father, thee arrows of Dodona club musteth merge, may we father?

—Shakespeare cat

Hello father, I have come to meet thee

The cat of fire says in a Shakespeare accent

oh gods not another arrow of dodona

hello, son! uhm... what's up 😎

So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?

If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]

The Steven universe AU isn’t really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol

But yes, since Apollo technically Mpreg’ed Kayla he did technically “die” in birth.

Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasn’t really been the same. Artemis and Leto haven’t been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos “death” but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick

I’m probably going to rename the AU but I’m not sure yet

YES THATS MARIA VALDEZ DOOKIE 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

I have so many Reddit stories it’s crazy bro

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

OMNOMNNOMNOM THANK THEE FATHER

says the cat made of fire

MEOWWWWWWWWW father. I acquire your assistance.

I need to open a can of tuna yet I…have no apossable thumbs…may thee help me?

Asks the cat made from fire

uhh okay

『 he opens the can with a *click! tshhh* 』

here you go

I make almost every made character I am overly attached too trans bc why not bc if I’m trans SO ARE THEY 👹

Ex: leo and nico, bc why not

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

FRRRRR

”where do you see yourself in 5 years?” dead, next question please

BE PREPARED.

KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT