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WinterThunderIron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about. 

This song always reminds me of Ryuji. 

A comprehensive list of people to whom Tony Stark owes an apology regarding his actions in CA:CW

James "Bucky" Barnes

Peter Parker

May Parker

That's it, that's the list, thanks for coming to my Ted talk

I love how people are salty about Ryuji 'Loud mouth,brash,always speak his mind to the point of being blunt' Sakamoto just straight up being real with Akechi. Akechi probably appreciates this more than y'all do,given he cares not for false pretenses lmfao. Ryuji has no filter and I don't know why ANY of you would think he would suddenly gain one just because 'UwU don't buwwee Gowo'.

*Bucky murders the head of Hydra and takes his place. He gets his hands on BARF and his memories come back. He chuckles darkly a couple of months later at the person sitting on the chair he once was in. This person was his and only his. He belonged to him and no one was gonna take this beauty away*

Bucky: ready to comply soldat?

Tony: *eyes slowly open, void of any emotion*

………..

*during a fight*

Steve: Tony? Bucky?

Tony: who’s Tony?

Steve: *heart breaks as he whispers softly* no

Bucky: *chuckles evilly* soldat, attack!

*cue Tony’s iw scene with the suit before he attacks Steve while Bucky watches, proud of his pet*

Waiter: And for our main dish, we are serving *sets plate in front of me with nothing but a picture of ryuji*

Me: exquisite. Compliments to the chef

*looking through a tiny window from the kitchen, Atlus nervously watches me with hungry eyes while wearing a chef's hat*

Ryuji: Akechi, we really have to sit down some time so I can explain why we all hate you. We’ll start with your personality and go from there.

Straw Hat backstories, summarized

Luffy: It Takes a Village, But It’s Pirates, Bandits, and Small Children

Zoro: Nobody Expects Stairs

Nami: It’s The Mob, Fishman Remix

Usopp: Everything’s Fine at Syrup Village! and Other Lies to Tell Your Friends

Sanji: Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Worse

Vivi: Girls Just Wanna Overthrow Corrupt Government Officials

Chopper: Mushrooms Ruin Everything

Robin: New World Record For Youngest Criminal

Franky: I Was Traumatized By Trains and All I Got Was This Cyborg Body

Brook: I’m My Own Ghost Story, and Other Spooky Stories to Tell In the Dark

Jimbei: How To Break Up With Friends Over Political Differences

+ Bonus:

Ace: Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Dad Angst?

Sabo: So You Want to Start A Revolution, A How-To Guide

Law: Thinly Veiled Asbestos Reference

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt