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Hey guys, so I have run out of winteriron to read and felt it was time for another winteriron fic rec list. Please check out Part One & Part Two.

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A Touch of Shining Restraint by Politzania - Words: 2,209

Tony shows off his latest technological plaything; Bucky eventually joins in the fun. A bit of smut for my Tony Stark Bingo Square S1 - Tentacles.

Misremembered by Arboreal - Words:14,014

When Loki smirked at Rogers in the middle of a battle and told him he would give Rogers what he wanted most in the world, the mind of his old friend back, Tony had a very bad feeling.

Forms of Love by Bear_Bell - Words:32,889

Months after the Avengers’ dispute in Germany, the team returns to the US and moves back into the tower. As always, everyone pretends that nothing happened. Tony is just fine with this. He’s used to pretending, and he’ll be damned if he lets any of them see him flinch. Tony’s the bad guy, after all. He’s used to it. He’s fine with it. He’s good at it. Only now, there’s something far worse loitering around the tower - The Winter Soldier. No one notices the guy at first, but when they do, Tony figures that he should have the soldier’s back.

The Evidence by StrivingArtist - Words:16,692

Didn’t notice. Right. Sure. Two brilliant minds, two super spies, and a god didn’t notice when the chattiest man they knew stopped making sound. They just seemed happier than before. Brighter and more cheerful than before. They just seemed like they were more comfortable with him around when he was stone silent. Fuck it. He knew they noticed. And he knew they liked him better this way.

The New Normal by Finely Honed - Words:3,445

“Fix it.” Tony blinked into the semi-darkness, his heart kindly reminding him of how alive he was by attempting to punch straight through his ribcage in response to the soft, raspy voice. He knew it was fear and adrenaline, but stupidly instead of making a run for it Tony just stood there and thought of cartoons. His imagination had conjured up a visualization of his heart stretching out through his shirt and pounding away in the air all va-va-voom, as if he’d been struck with Cupid’s arrow. “Sorry, I’m strictly appointment only.”

Winter’s Small Person by MysticMedusa - Words:1,646

The Winter Soldier isn’t just a programming but a personality that lives in Bucky. When Steve manages to drag his best friend home to the tower Winter decides he wants what Bucky had. A small friend that would one day do whatever it took to protect him. Tony Stark is a small person so Winter puts his claim on the genuis.

Late Nights and Bare Bottoms by Shi_Toyu - Words: 1,47

Tony stared down at the gingerbread cookies that’d been placed on the edge of the work station. It’d been the smell that’d drawn him out of his tunnel vision. He didn’t normally smell gingerbread in the middle of August. He blinked hazily, but the plate of cookies didn’t disappear. They were still warm, too, when he picked one up and bit into it. God, and delicious. He moaned and stuffed the rest of the cookie into his mouth, already reaching for another one. “You like them.” Tony nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound of Bucky’s voice, but in a flat tone. The super soldier loomed behind his chair, hair a tangled mess and face completely blank. He was dressed in Clint’s ‘I love to rub my meat’ apron and what appeared to be nothing else. “Uhhh… yes?”

Bucky Barne’s Bad Hair Day by tisfan - Words:2,924

Bucky thinks he needs a haircut…He also thinks there’s no FUCKING WAY he’s going to let a perfect stranger tip him back in a chair and be near his head with sharp scissors…

And We Still Prevail by StarkDusted - Words:37,885

Yeah, no, fuck this, Tony would like a refund thank you, 110% would not prefer to die today, die, die like mom and dad who were dead back in that car- December 16th, 1991. It’s an important day for HYDRA. The acquisition of the means to create several more soldiers for their cause- and the day that Anthony Edward Stark falls into their hands. The handler likes to think of it as the day of birth for their second greatest asset.

Sunshine by The_Winter_Writer - Words:3,779

Tony had never imagined that spending time away at one of his vacation homes, trying to stave off the surprisingly demanding job that was being CEO of SI, would lead to him finding Bucky. He didn’t even know Bucky’s kind existed until Bucky had nearly given him a heart attack and then tried to playfully tug him through the water with a tentacle.

My requirement for Ryuji ships:

-Ryuji being loved -Ryuji being cherished -Not being treated like trash

a silly little comic w/ ryugoro (and implied pegoryu)

i really just kinda banged this one out so im sorry its so messy hehe

Ryuji: doesn’t care about his appearance / actually has great fashion sense

Goro: cares a lot about his appearane / actually has terrible fashion sense

The Phantom Thieves play minecraft Audio Source

WinterThunderIron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about. 

SO I FOUND THE BEST EVER BOOK TODAY!!

“Let’s Talk About Love” by Claire Kann

It’s a YA romcom about a black ace girl!!!

*sigh*…fuck you, Morgana. No, I mean it, fuck you. 

First, that last line: Honorable human…Bullshit. All you’ve done is talk condescendingly to everyone who didn’t have tits while simultaneously being some kind of Fedora Bro to Ann (which is even worse cause you did it while she fighting against the man who had sexually harassed her). 

Second, you have done nothing but use these kids for your own gain since the beginning and are only mad that they’re not entrusting everything to you or going to you for knowledge. You’re mad that these people that you wanted to use have surpassed you when even you’ve admitted to not knowing everything and have lamented on your lack of skills in some areas. 

And third…this involves Ryuji. I love him, but I won’t deny his flaws. He is a bit of a meathead at times, a perv as well, but he means well and his brashness and rudeness is outmatched by his eagerness to jump in at the first sign of trouble and be a good person. But because he’s not up to your standards you make sure to belittle him and insult him at every turn. So when he starts making jabs about how useless you are..yeah, I’m on his side. It’s like the Kamoshida thing: there was gonna be a breaking point and it wouldn’t be Ryuji’s fault when he had enough. 

I don’t hate Morgana. There is stuff I liked about him and he does get better after all this…but this was him at his worst and the fact he doesn’t get called on his faults on this and it s all heaped on Ryuji infuriates me.

you wake up at 6am on the dot, walk to resident services, and this guys naruto runnin in the town square like some fucking doof, wyd?