that ship game for samtony??
ooh fun ship
who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter?
Tony is the werewolf. He was born into a very old line of werewolves. Usually, he can switch between forms at will but a witch has cursed him into his wolf form until his true love kisses him. Sam has been tasked with hunting down the Stark line. He does this with the help of his trusty wolf creatively named Wolf (look, he found the wolf when he was a kid and Wolf was a puppy, sue him for not coming up with a creative name) (also, Wolf won’t respond to any other name, except oddly Tony but that’s a ridiculous name for a wolf so Sam refuses to use it).
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman?
Tony is the mermaid. Sam once accidentally caught him. Tony shrieked about the (minuscule) scratch he got on one of his scales for so long Sam physically heaved him out of the boat and back into the water.
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar?
Tony is the witch because Sam is a falcon.
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict?
I feel like the answer is obvious but let’s go with Sam being the coffee addict here. He’s a grad student and overworked and you don’t get it, Tony, I need that fifth shot of espresso. Tony is secretly just as much of a coffee addict but he pretends to have good habits because he’s worried about Sam’s health.
who’s the professor and who’s the TA?
Sam is a professor who teaches military history. It’s one of the most popular classes at the university because Sam teaches history from the losing side’s point of view (and also Sam is the youngest professor at the university and very handsome). Tony is working on his third PhD so he can avoid taking over SI as long as he can. He TAs for Dr. Banner over in the chemistry department and accidentally falls asleep in Sam’s classroom a few minutes before class is supposed to start.
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)?
They’re both convinced they’re the knight.
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent?
Tony is the single parent. He recently adopted Peter and Harley, brothers who just lost their parents a few months earlier. Sam teaches Harley’s second-grade class and has to call Tony in for a conference because Harley is dealing with his grief by punching the bullies in the class (Sam approves of the sentiment but not the method).
who’s the writer and who’s the editor?
Tony is the writer. He writes the most gorgeous stories about heartbreak and loss. Sam kind of wants to punch whoever broke Tony’s heart in the throat.
kitty akira + dog ryuji 🐾
Cheers to the prideful sponge boy, happy for him
a silly little comic w/ ryugoro (and implied pegoryu)
i really just kinda banged this one out so im sorry its so messy hehe
Why is no one talking about Haru and Ryuji’s interaction in Will Power! Ryuji keeps making random noises and Haru is like copying him. Haru: “Do I make a good delinquent too? Rawr!~” Like she just keeps making random rawr sounds with him, it’s so cute!!!! (Edit: Tumblr being a binch with the audio, ugh)
tony: hm binarily augmented retro-framing,, B.A.R.F. lol
beck: im gonna kill so many kids because of this..
(music intensifies)
and yes, this is the superior ship dynamic. no, you can’t change my mind.
(feel free to reblog with your favorite ship that fits this ship dynamic i’m trying to see summ👀)
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