So I Was At Dallas Comic Con Yesterday, They Had This Dalek And 

yahoo answers, cha cha answers and ask.com all walk into a bar

the bartender asks them “What will it be today?”  

the bartender immediately regrets asking the question 

So I was at Dallas comic con yesterday, they had this dalek and 

I JUST MESSAGED THE WRONG PERSON ON FACEBOOK WITH THIS GIF

AND THE CAPTION “LAUGHS”.

I’M GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF NOW OMFG

My fellow Americans, come November we must choose to elect either a gay cactus or a lying unicorn.

Oh and both of them are the antichrist.

Source

Romney supporters speak up at Ohio rally [video]

“Do you know how hard it is to make volunteering at a homeless shelter look like a negative thing?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/TulCxW