I hope John Dory wins because people are so annoying about a meme bracket and so unnecessarily rude
I get it because he's not a Tumblr Sexyman, but he's MY Sexyman and I just want something nice. And also. A character that isn't the same four winning every time. We need fresh meat. Isn't this the old man fucking website! He's like 40. FUCK THE OLD MAN GUYS
@andystweets THE PLAYLIST YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 💖
@jelloapocalypse apologies for spoiling every single thing that's going to happen in the next Epithet book, but the people needed to know the truth.
Is this the dumbest idea I've ever spent two months of my life working on? Mmmmmmaybe second-dumbest. Hard to say.
(Those unfamiliar with Teen Girl Squad or Epithet Erased: you should become less unfamiliar with those. They're important.)
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Hhhh.... I DID IT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few details:
- Last name is Dunne, but no one really knows his full name. - Moves unpredictably: Sometimes, you wouldn't know if he'd crash into something or abruptly stop, or if he'd turn slowly or almost break his neck. - silly fella - Uses gestures a lot. He gestures things he forgets the name of. - Generally, doesn't talk much. When he does, it doesn't really make sense?? He'll use a lot of metaphors and references when he speaks, and you'll never really guess what he means. (When I say metaphors, I mean he's comparing two unlike things, not that he's using any fancy words. He'll call a knife a sword, he'll call a plane a bird, he'll call candy sugar.)
(Note, if you wanna ask him questions, please submit some. BE WARNED I MIGHT NOT GET TO IT VERY FAST!!!! BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE MORE ASKS PLS)
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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight
Dw they're screaming about how much they resent him for disappearing for 20 years love him 💕
in celebration of JOHN DORY winning the sexyman poll on twitter! 🎉🎉
reblog if you're alive but gay
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