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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

Does anybody know any picrews that contain mobility aids? I haven’t found one yet where I can have my cane.

Nightwing: Hood, did you just murder that criminal?

Red Hood: It wasn’t murder, it was a 97th trimester abortion.

Nightwing: …That just sounds like murder.

Red Hood: Hmph. I thought you were pro-choice.

Nightwing: Oh, no. Are you pro-life?

Red Hood: Of course not.

Nightwing: Thank god.

Red Hood: I’m not pro anything.

Nightwing: What?

Red Hood: I’m anti-life and anti-choice!

Nightwing: Oh, jesus, why do I hang out with you?

checking through the ao3 tag reminds me of when you dont feed your cat for exactly 1 minute after normal feeding time and they act like they are perishing

Haven't seen anyone mentioning it yet but when the above scene cuts to Jayce running Viktor to their lab, Viktor is no longer wearing his shirt. Meaning that either: A. Jayce removed the shirt as he tried to resuscitate him (and completely shut it out of his own memory) or B. Jayce stole Viktor away from the medical examiners (probably in response to them declaring him dead or a lost cause).

I cannot believe I have made jokes about Kanan fist fighting a Sith for years only for Ezra Bridger to actually do it in canon this is the greatest day of my life

villain and violent, infant and innocent, baby both arms cradle you now, both arms cradle you now