*sigh* Guess We Have To Do This Then

any time i have any symptom i always look up "does EDS cause-"

yes. yes it does.

I'm not gonna stop clowning on DC until they stop clowning on us

Dick: what’s your blood type?

Tim: how would i know?

Dick: how would you not!?

Tim: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Dick: you don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown”

It’s always nice to imagine the whumpee’s first shower after being freed. Warm water pouring down their scars, maybe after only having freezing water thrown on them. Scented body wash that pushes the memories of their cell far away. Maybe even the caretaker sitting just beside the tub, helping wash through knots and mats in their hair.

Jason: Oh shit! Dick is going to kill us!

Damian: Is it that bad?

Tim: What the fuck did you use, Jason?! A rusty needle?

Jason: I sterilized it!

Tim: His ear is bleeding and swollen!

Damian: It’s starting to hurt now. Is this normal? I want Richard here. Call him.

Jason and Tim: NO!!

[elsewhere]

Dick: My Damian senses are tingling. I’m coming, Damian!

Robin!Tim: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Nightwing.

Red Hood!Jason: What? Not everyone likes Nightwing.

Tim: Who doesn't?

Jason: Well-

Tim: Names, now. Give me their names.

EVERYONE SHUT UP. NO FUCKIN WAY.

Hello, Snips. I didn’t expect to see you so soon. Anakin.

Random agere tip #2: if you are planning to regress, pretend to be your own mom! Run a bath, heat up your milk and do whatever else you need beforehand so that everything you need will be ready when you are :3

*pic is not mine*