The Jackbox Livestream Will Not Be Happening Tonight- This Is From Jorge’s YouTube!

Bro NO 😭

Hi my name is Mairon Lord of Dark’ness Annatar Gorthaur Evil-Way and I have long fair hair (because my form is fair) and fiery eyes shining like silmarils. I am related to Aulë but I wish I wasn't because he’s a major fucking boomer. I’m a vampire and a werewolf and a deity. I have pale white skin. I’m also a necromancer, and practice Dark Magyck in a Dark Fortress called Angband in Middle Earth where I’m the Dark Lord's Lieutenant (and Boyfriend). I’m goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I was walking in the mountains outside Angband. It was snowing and raining so I couldn't see Arien's stupid face, which I was very happy about. Maedhros glared at me from Thangorodrim. I put up my middle finger at him

Fr, i love Duke, and I always get so sad when he isn't included

Hey full offense but if your excuse for not including Duke as Bruce's son and in Batkids/Batboys/Robins lineups is 'he already has parents' and you 'don't want to erase them',maybe you should consider Duke's parents literally can't take care of him and that you can have multiple parental figures.......and that Bruce and Duke have literally refered to eachother as father and son in the comics and even official arts frame them that way too.Duke was bullied all the time,kicked out of multiple schools,had a hard time making friends and keeping them too,was targeted by the cops AS A MINOR(which he still is!!!!),lost his parents or rather his parents lost their sanity to The Joker and now he's expected to self-rely when older and less good people were given more grace and care than him.I think y'all should drop the respectability politics and just let the black kid have a dad💀If DC stands for 'Disregard Canon',then DC also stands for 'Duke Counts'

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

EVERYONE SHUT UP. NO FUCKIN WAY.

Hello, Snips. I didn’t expect to see you so soon. Anakin.

Oh PLEASE no. I am dead srs rn.

I don't want them to find him and he's just. stone-cold emotionless, hardened from all those years alone. No, I want him to burst into a huge smile and bear hug them

The straights, the lesbians and the gays

OK SO I HAVE A THEORY

I’m like 100% sure that Aragorn and Thranduil don’t know each other’s names

In the two towers, when aragorn, gimli and legolas are surrounded by the riders of rohan, aragorn says “i am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is gimli, son of gloin, and Legolas…” …… “of the Woodland Realm.” He doesn’t know Legolas’s dad’s name. Could’ve just said “Legolas son of Thranduil”, that’s not even awkward to say!

And then at the end of botfa, Thranduil is talking to Legolas and he’s like “There is a young ranger amongst them. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name……..” ……… “you must discover for yourself.” Just admit it, you two. You don’t know each other’s fucking names.

you don't have to have sex in your relationship for it to be successful <3

friends

The bat kids are on a mission:

Damian: We need more help, maybe is should call my friends

Tim: your what?

Damian annoyed: my friends.

Dick genuinely happy that Damian has friends: Is he saying friends?

Jason: I think he's being sarcastic

Tim who also kinda delirious: no no this is dellurim he's being cracked from being awake all night, Gets in Damian's face HEY Damian all your friends are in this room

Damian one word from going full murder gremlin: I have other friends!

Damian: Grayson asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! it was a task, I complete tasks

Jason full of teasing and sarcasm: that's so great, I cant wait to meet them

Dick, all happy that Damian listened to him: Damian you listened to me!

Dick pulls Damian into a hug: I'm so proud of you!