Bakugo: alright, listen up you assholes
Bakugo: not you lego kiri, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I support that 100%.
Bakugou: I didn't say anything
kirishima: 200%
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
Kirishima: i drink to forget, but i always remember
Bakugou: you're drinking milk
Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life
Kirishima: Deku is drowning
Bakugou: this ain’t about him