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Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
[during an argument]
Kirishima: Fuck. You.
Bakugou : Later. Now, listen you little shit-
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?