Kirishima: Bakugou don't die!!!
Kirishima: HAVE READ THAT THE POMERANIAN DOGS LIVE UP TO 16 YEARS OLD AND Y-YOU...
Bakugou: *turns to look at him*
Kirishima: *run*
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.
[In the bed]
Bakugou: Punish me
Kirishima: *Nervous* Go to the corner and think about what you did
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Bakugou: oh, you're a philosopher ? name every thought you've ever had
Kirishima: easy. none