10 Or 11 Little Ducks Have Been Spotted Crossing The Dash Board

"if it was me i wouldn't have looked" "if it was me i would've taken her out of the underworld safely" not me. i would've looked. i am a looker. i look out for the people i love.

a couple of weeks ago i was at a college party with hundreds of people. my best friend and i were trying to go through all the people to get to a foodtruck. i was in front of him, leading the way. and i couldn't help but look back every five seconds to see of he was still right behind me. i couldn't help but put a hand behind my back for him to hold it so i would know he was there. i couldn't help but worry about losing him in that mass of people. and one time, when i looked back and didn’t see him right away my heart dropped. because he is my best friend and i love him and i want to make sure he is safe

if i can't lead my best friend to a foodtruck in the middle of a party without worrying, without looking, without loving, how could orpheus lead his wife, the love of his life, out of the underworld, out of death, without worrying, without looking, without loving?

chillin on a Saturday night

"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

Who is gabi???????

So I've been reading Twisters fanfics for like the last week since I saw the movie and I don't remember anyone named gabi. I made the conclusions that when they are talking about gabi, they are actually talking about dani

Reasons why:

Whenever she is mentioned, it is with the tornado wranglers, which are tyler, Boone, lily, DANI, and dexter, and they don't have anyone named gabi in their group

If I'm wrong, please correct me, but I've also checked the cast list for someone named gabi and haven't found it

I’m sorry. Y’all are gonna release Twisters on digital, include deleted scenes as a bonus feature, and NOT include the kiss??? Who do I have to pay to get that kiss in HD??? (But the cute cheek touch scene KIND OF makes up for it.)

RTC as quotes from my school quote book:

Ocean: Jingle bells, jingle bells, my mother doesn’t love me!

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Ocean: HEY! HEY! STOP IT! NO SEX ON THE B U S!!!

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Constance: Carpenters are people who work with wood and make stuff with wood

Noel: *turns to Mischa* See, they don’t make carpets!

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Ocean: Dobby is a free elf!

Noel: Dobby is a dead elf.

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Mischa: DRINK THE WATER. IF DEHYDRATION DOESN’T KILL YOU, I WILL WITH MY BARE HANDS

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Penny: I bit Ocean!

Ocean: OWWWWWW!!!!

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Mischa: Isn’t mozzarella a type of sauce?

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Ocean: DON’T BREAK THE CEILING

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Noel: The ten deadly sins: Sloth, Greed, Pride, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, Macbeth, Ocean, and Father Marcus

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Noel: Ocean do you have a boyfriend?

Ocean: No

Noel: *laughs*

Ocean: Do YOU have a boyfriend Noel? Do you have a DAD Noel?

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Penny: Daveed Diggs was our third president

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Noel: You’ve heard worse

Mischa: I’ve said worse

[insp.]

Solartrio really made the closet a window and we put up curtains

Fizzoralli Cat memes as rquested