I laughed π
I cried π’ a number of times π’
I sweat π I danced πΊ
I got π shot π€
I ate π
And βΊπ i had many epiphanies
After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.
Long haired men my beloved <3
Some side profiles n bodies:)
sponge miku
I wish you lived here too baby π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ
Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real
Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like
Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it
Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*
HEHEHE YEAH <3
I have a hot shirtless boyfriend
It's alright, we have silent night now <3
Endlessly scrolling because if I get up it means I have to communicate and my brain is made of dried up plastic and nerves
HEHEHEHEHHE YOURE SO RIGHT, SO IS MINE
I HAVE A HUSBAND AND HES HOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
β’ They/them β’ 20 β’ Goth β’ Bumbling Artist β’ Butcher β’ Happily In Love β’ Imitation Vampire β’ ( DON'T HESITATE TO BEFRIEND ME βΌ I would really love some new company)
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