Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
HEHEHEHE ITS ADORABLE I LOVE IT
I am extremely transparent, apparently including when I WANT to kiss my boyfriend. So we'll be in scenarios where we can't kiss, but I'll still WANT it despite not INTENDING to. I guess I have a specific expression for this because every time it happens he's like "I'm sorry, baby :( We can't do that here :("
And I'm like :(((((( >>>:((( 🥺🥺 :( :( >:( <:( 🥺 u ok bb? 🥺
He's precious and he deserves to be taken care of at all times, even when he's seemingly taking poison damage.
I feel like such a cis man, my partner and I are both sick (flu, maybe??) and he's been a champ not complaining or anything but every few minutes I'm like EUGH. UGH. AGHCK.
I'm always exhausted until my boyfriend is around me and suddenly I can't shut the fuck up like how do I explain he revitalises me
Leaving for work to see your boyfriend has tossed both of his pillows and is sleeping specifically on yours is both the funniest and cutest thing
• They/them • 20 • Goth • Bumbling Artist • Butcher • Happily In Love • Imitation Vampire • ( DON'T HESITATE TO BEFRIEND ME ‼ I would really love some new company)
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