Kitsbutchery - Sidney

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

HEHEHEHE ITS ADORABLE I LOVE IT

I am extremely transparent, apparently including when I WANT to kiss my boyfriend. So we'll be in scenarios where we can't kiss, but I'll still WANT it despite not INTENDING to. I guess I have a specific expression for this because every time it happens he's like "I'm sorry, baby :( We can't do that here :("

@cries-on-demand us asf

I have a hot shirtless boyfriend

Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like

Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it

Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*

My favourite furry and furry content enjoyer <3

Me: wow this children's cartoon about dogs really is heartfelt, relaxing, and good at teaching emotional coping strategies

My boyfriend, who's been gathering evidence that I'm a furry:

Resting in the bed with my handsome man beside me, tempted to assemble the shelf for him but 50/50 chance of impressing him that I I it for him while he snoozed, or missing out on sweet and adorable boyfriend time and potentially accidentally waking him while I struggle to piece poles together in the dark