HEHEHE They're Great I Love Perusing Them To Adopt New Habits That May, Mysteriously, Indicate I'm Secretly

Lol I scrolled down and I was wrong, I have like 4 characters left to do, i thought i was looking at the entire list

HEHEHE YEAH <3

I have a hot shirtless boyfriend

@cries-on-demand smudge and smear

Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like

Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it

Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*

My favourite furry and furry content enjoyer <3

Me: wow this children's cartoon about dogs really is heartfelt, relaxing, and good at teaching emotional coping strategies

My boyfriend, who's been gathering evidence that I'm a furry:

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND

I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked