Jhon Helps Tim With Christmas Shopping 🎅

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

Hello! Today is my birthday and I would love if your creations from angelic to demonic could wish me a happy birthday!

I really enjoy reading the story and the world you have created, I always get excited receiving the notification of a new chapter when you publish it.

Even tho my favorite at the moment is Raphael, everyone is invited to the celebration today. I'm sure that would never cause any issues and no one will be injured.

-🦊

Raphael (the nervous mess): H-Happy Birthday! I made your favorite breakfast for you, I hope you like it! I hope you rested well; I watched over you all night to ensure you were safe. What would you like to do today? It’s all up to you, I can’t wait to spend time with you. Y/n, ever since we met, I have not had anything else on my mind but your safety and happiness, I swear to protect you with my life for as long as I may live. I love you and I will do anything in my power to make you happy. Please choose me. 

Cordyline(the procrastinator): Ah! What are you doing up? I’m not done decorating your cake! It’s your favorite flavor. Well, now that you’re up, I guess you can try a little. Happy birthday, y/n, I really hope you like your cake and gifts, though I have to admit I put it off for a bit. I couldn’t decide what I wanted to get you, so I got you everything I could think of last night. I’m so lucky that you have been introduced to my life, I really don’t know what I would do without you. I love you, so please choose me.

Andreas(overly confident): Happy Birthday, my darling girl. I’d ask if you slept well, but I already made sure that you did. What do you want to do today? I already thought of and prepared several reservations for your favorite restaurants for tonight. I know I choose what we do often, so today, what we do is completely up to you. No aha, this isn’t a test or trap. I just want you to have a good day of your own creation. Y/n, you’re the love of my life. I would kill for you, so I hope you won’t hesitate to let me know what you want. I can provide anything you may hope for. Come with me, you won’t regret it. 

Doll: Wow, Happy Birthday!! I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed my writing so much, it means a lot to hear. I hope you have a great birthday and get to live it up! Have a great day^^

Hi! Today is my birthday! I would really love it if I could get a happy birthday from all of the boys (especially DD).

Of course don't feel rushed to do so, I don't mind even if you answer next year, in my culture they say it's bad luck to wish them early but it's fine no matter how late they are!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!! stay safe and have a great day :) here's a doodle just for you!

"Happy birthday! I hope it's as wonderful as you are! If it isn't, I'll just kiss you a million times until it is!"

this has probably been done already but i had a vision so

anatomy 👁️

you have a favourite youtuber and a favourite podcaster

they re both queer women who talk about ghosts

their fanbases intertwine and ship them

randomly the apocalypse happens

you are rescued from your pesonal hell

your saviours turn out to be yout favourite podcaster and yout favourite youtuber

they are heads of a survivors camp (cult) and viewed as prophets

cool ig?

they re dating

you scream

#themagnusarchives

i was planning to post a fully rendered version on valentines day but i like the sketch a lot and im impatient so here

boyfriend

I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.