Reblog To Bonk The Person You Reblogged It From With A Hollow Cardboard Tube

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

Kaishin annoying Hakuba is one of my favourite things because it's so fun to think Hakuba meeting Shinichi and getting along with him due to their love for Sherlock Holmes and discussing cases and just as he's about to bring up his theories about who KID is, Kaito drops by and kisses Shinichi's cheek, going "Oh, Hakuba, I see you've met my boyfriend."

And Hakuba has never gone through the five stages of grief faster.

So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.

True love 💕

LITERALLY RUBI TO PINPIN-

@kurozasa i think you'll like this one ;)

“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND.”

THIS WAS JUST SO ADORABLE😭

Danny, after running away moving to Gotham a few months ago begins making little commentary videos on a social media app.

It was fine and all with mostly friends viewing them up until his meta gene activated. He didn't even know he had a meta gene and kinda figured any of the ghost stuff he did as Phantom would have activated it if he did have one. Nope!

His newest video started out with him wearing a red beanie, "Hey guys! You know how I just moved to Gotham a few months ago? Well, turns out I have the meta gene!" He takes a moment to let that sink in before continuing, "Most people get there abilities or whatever through a lab accident or an explosion or something and end up with like telekinesis."

"I, however, am hated by the universe and got scratched by a cat," he then yanked off the beanie to reveal two large cat ears, "and turned into furry bait. On that note if you have any tips on how to avoid Catwoman please leave them in the comments section. For my sake."

Dick stared down at his phone in shock. He needed to show his siblings this

In the meantime Danny has to deal with his channels popularity skyrocketing. "This is not what I want to be remembered for."

Bonus points if Danny gets one of those FMK questions that are all bats and he responds with, "Kill? A bat? Listen, if I get put into a death match with a bat the only one dying here will be me. I cant even do a backflip, what makes you think I could even touch one of them???"

“Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple, but what else is new.”

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knowledge is empowering