Odysseus Being An Absolute Boyfailure That Somehow Manages To Be Super Smart But Also Incredibly Dumb

~In defense of Hamilton~

So I hear a lot of people say that Hamilton is overrated.

And I'm gonna say it right off the bat, Yes. It is.

But you know WHY so many people liked Hamilton?

Did you ever think that it was because IT'S GOOD?

Yeah. So Hamilton is not my favorite musical, but it is one that I cherish very dearly, it is my 8th favorite musical.

I think Hamilton is very good show, with catchy music, good sets and actors, etc.

So I believe it doesn't deserve to get hated on just because people really enjoyed it.

thank u for coming to my ted talk

reblog if you think that Yorktown still slaps after 7 years because I do

oh, please don’t go!

i’ll eat you up i love you so!

STANFORD COULD NEVERRRR!!!!!

Help me get out of a scammer-induced debt!

So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.

With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.

Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.

So, once again, here are my prices.

Commission pricing:

Headshot:

B&W - $5

Color - $10

With basic (gradient) background - $15

With complex background - $20

More than one person - $5 extra for each added person

Bust:

B&W - $20

Color - $25

With basic (gradient) background - $30

With complex background: $35

More than one person: $5 extra for each added person

Full Body:

B&W - $35

Color - $40

With basic (gradient) background - $45

With complex background $50

More than one person - $5 extra for each person

Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:

B&W - $100

Color - $150

More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person

NSFW:

Basic posing - $100

Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150

More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.

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Can’t:

Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.

Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.

Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.

If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.

Won’t:

Gore (Can do some blood, though)

People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)

Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here

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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.

Won’t:

Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)

I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.

Most sexual kinks, inquire within.

I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.

So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.

Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com

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Open for business!

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SVSSS x Male Reader Headcanons 🔥♥️

Luo Binghe:

He leaves you for Shen Yuan

Liu Qingge:

He leaves you for Shen Yuan

Liu Mingyan:

She writes rpf of you leaving her for Shen Yuan

☆Gideon & Dipp Mason!!☆

Whole drawing!!:

Giving some love to the kids bc not everything is toxic yaoi

a little comic about happy trans visibility day

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I know this doesnt reqlly matter but, i just had my final musical theater showcase of the year today! I was a little nervous because i was slightly late for my dance, but ive been told that i did very well on my song!

you’re my favorite queer alley Dipper ❤️

i hate you all.

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.