yjh who does audio porn to pay the bills and kdj who listens to it to fall asleep. kdj genuinely does not get off to it and he's so embarrassed that this is what he's found to help him sleep. literally nothing else helps and he's been advised to stop taking sleep medication because he was told he’s gonna just build up tolerance and dependency and making him worse
yjh started out trying to do non sexual voiceovers and readings at first, but his viewers kept encouraging him to do more and more sexual ones - and since it was more popular and paid the bills better - it became yjh’s main thing. at first yjh was really uncomfortable at having to do this, he was awkward every recording session and had to focus hard to keep the mood, but these days he's so desensitized he’s playing a game on the side while recording. he has outtakes where he was saying something and interrupts himself to curse about his game, and it comes out somehow that he plays games while doing it so the top tier gets to know what game he’s playing as an extra note underneath
when kdj somehow meets yjh, he wants to pass away but has to pretend everything is fine (he uses his super power of disassociation to get through it).
hsy: so do you get hard listening to him talk lmao
kdj, head in hands: no i just get sleepy :C
yjh thinking that kdj finds him really boring cause he keeps having to fight off sleep every time they interact.
kdj is the only one who wants normal readings (after they get together yjh recording himself reading kdj's favorite webnovel for him to fall asleep to). idk how audio porn and readings work but yjh has some sort of subscription service for fans and kdj is in the top tier. the highest tier there’s a chance that you can request something from yjh to read or (voice)act out, and kdj gets the chance and just requests some fantasy book (maybe once they know each other and yjh learns that kdj likes this book, and the original request stuck in yjh’s mind because it didn’t have anything dirty in it at all, just fantasy with heavy world building)
this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??
(I hate mha society so much)
some fanart for the most memeable fic I've read, it's sooooo funny you guys pls go read it!!
if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by @nyoomerr
p.s. yes my shen yuan has a bowl cut fight me
we're about to be homeless again after just getting this place. we didnt even had the chance to buy a mattress, im!! this shit is so fucking hard
How i read fics
Damn, I’ve been caught at 5:19 am, now I have to do all that >:(
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
I don’t want to ‘piss off a terf’, I want to make sure other trans people in my life are safe
I've crafted another scenario for why doesn't Shen Jiu beat the shit out of Disciple Shen Yuan
But it's fucked up
He sees Shen Yuan, newly transmigrated street kid, rush out to protect and then comfort another much younger street kid and gets a visceral reminder of Qi-ge before
This kid reminds him viscerally of Qi-ge but if he was this kids Shizun then this one couldn't leave him
He can also make him better
Make him care about the correct things
Shen Yuan agrees to come with him (System orders) but tells the other street child that they will see each other again someday, he's sure
But he doesn't promise and that makes Shen Jiu even more sure he has made the right choice
Shen Jiu moves this kid into his house and works on molding him into what he thinks Qi-ge should have been
He's obsessed and all his focus is on Shen Yuan and his training. He doesn't abuse his other students but he doesn't pay attention to what they are doing either
He's harsh and his words hurt but he can't bring himself to touch this kid much less hit him.
And when he does think about touching it's not out of anger and that's worse
But he doesn't lay a hand on Shen Yuan
Not yet
And then Luo Binghe shows up
And Shen Yuan who has been so good. So obedient is now arguing back
Because that little useless street kid Shen Yuan was protecting? That was Luo Binghe who is ecstatic to find his saviour in his new home
And Shen Yuan is caught in two people's obsessions that he can't escape even as they rip him apart
b99 characters as tweets (pt. 5/?) ✨ peraltiago edition ✨