Writing Fanfiction For Brokeback Mountain Is Like Jack Lassoing You Legs Together And Asking You To Find

who wants to be my filmbro incel to my quirky theatre kid. we would make such a good trope.

trucy no

why tf is it called a fandom if fan communities function as a oligarchical cesspot of near-anarchy, like this is furthest away from a kingdom as it gets

head empty only shrimp

ID: sketches of a shrimp and a prawn wearing black turtlenecks, labeled "shrim possible" and "prawn stoppable" in messy green block letters. end ID

rufus is a tardigrade. i dont know

Hades II headcannon

Melinoë: Zagreus! What are you doing at father’s desk!? *He still refuses to sit down on chairs*

Zag: WHY DOES FATHER HAVE SO MUCH PAPERWORK?! am i supposed to sign something- or like decree a new rule? how does one make a pact?!

Mel: …are you running the underworld while father’s in prison?

Zag: is thiS ShAdE SUEinG mE FoR all THE pOTS I’ve BROKEN?!?!

Mel: I’m just going to uhm…go now

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

221b family go to mcdonbl’s

hi welcome to the wright anything agency we have:

-dead/absent parents

-young adults with unresolved trauma

-charley (charley)

The Song of Achilles is a prime example of how it isn’t the killing of the character that should hurt the most, it’s watching those who loved them deal with grief.

Hey Marvel. I’m looking at you.

me: *goes to college*

me five minutes later: man now i know why people hate themselves