While Apple Sauce Seems To Have People’s Attention

"listening at a volume louder than this point can damage your ears" i wish my head would explode everytime i listen to music domt tell me what to do

Mahnnnn some of yall really need to STFU!

Go for it guys

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Practical Magick: Magick Using Things You Probably Already Own

So often I come across people that want to begin practicing witchcraft but they don't know where to start, more specifically how to practice with little to no money. Which really shows how deeply we've gone into the whole "you need lots of money for everything you do" rabbit hole. Just to clarify, I see absolutely nothing wrong with spending as much money as you want on your craft but I personally don't think it should be a prerequisite as to whether you can practice or not. Magick is for everyone, from the person that has a negative balance in their bank account to the person averaging $100,000 or more a year. Below are some super affordable things you can use in your craft that you may already have.

Salt: This is one of those things that can literally be used in so, so, many ways. Salt can be used in a cleansing bath, to anchor your chime or birthday candles in a bowl (be careful with this one and make sure to watch it because if the candle isn't anchored just right it can fall over), to cast a circle (indoors), etc.

Pen & Paper: These two items can be used to make sigils, you can also use a pencil if that's what you have access to. The paper can be an old receipt, a napkin, just something that you are able to write on. Cleanse the pen (or pencil) and paper, either using smoke or with your intent, then write your sigil. This sigil can then be placed wherever you choose, inside of a shoe, your wallet, purse or backpack, your pocket, it's really up to you!

Coffee & Tea: Coffee and tea are not only a wonderful vessel for placing your intention into but coffee can also speed up a spell. You can drink teas that correspond with your intention, they don't have to be fancy teas. You can literally go to the dollar tree and they almost always have a selection of green, black, chamomile, peppermint, and sometimes apple cinnamon tea. Other affordable brands include Carrington Tea, The London Tea Company, and Celestial Seasonings, also check out store branded teas.

Seasonings & Condiments: I'm talking about the ones you might already have in your kitchen. Such as ground cinnamon, dried oregano, vinegar, even seasoned salt, all of these things can be used in your craft in a variety of spells. Even if you don't have access to them yourself and you go to someone's home and they offer you a cup of coffee or tea, when you add any fixings to your cup you can use those as correspondences for your intention. For instance if you add sugar or honey to your coffee, you could then enchant your coffee for having a sweet day as you're stirring it in.

Water: Water is a wonderful holder for intentions, you can get a glass of water and write your intention, a word that embodies your intention, or a sigil onto the glass that you're drinking from. Or just place your intention into the glass.

Ramen: I know this might sound strange but believe it or not, even ramen can be magickal! Ramen is made from wheat flour (I'm not sure if it's all ramen but the affordable ones that come in those little individual packages is made from wheat flour.), which is associated with abundance, prosperity, fertility, friendliness and rebirth.

I hope this gave you some ideas or at the very least showed you that magick is not something exclusive to those that have access to fancy supplies and ingredients. And even things that appear mundane can become magickal in the right hands!

- Erika, The Clumsy Witch

I’m going to scream. Pushback on the narrative that climate breakdown can be averted by individual decisions centres around the fact that NORMAL PEOPLE do not contribute to a significant amount of carbon emissions cos the average NORMAL PERSON emits 7 tons of CO2 a year. Not Taylor fucking Swift who has emitted over 8000 tons of emissions this year SO FAR. Her CO2 emissions from private jet use alone are equivalent to that of TWO THOUSAND normal people. We absolutely should be blaming individuals if those particular individuals are emitting two thousand people’s worth of emissions.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒 + 𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒 𝐈 𝐔𝐒𝐄

to effectively put the law into practice you must be aware of your thoughts. in other words, keep a mental diet. how do you do so? this is where techniques come to play. the purpose of techniques is to get you to think from your desire (not of it). how would it feel like if if you had your desire right now? if you catch that feeling, you are thinking from.

when you catch your thoughts to not be aligned with your wants, you apply techniques. for example, SATS is a technique, affirming is a technique, the void is a technique, visualisation is a technique and so on. what is important, however, is that you find enjoyment. why you get burnt out from manifesting is because you’re applying techniques in a way that isn’t enjoyable for you.

the techniques i use:

when i wake up, i don’t check my phone straight away - a ponder a bit on my thoughts. i focus on the feeling of wish-fulfilment.

during the day, whenever some kind of anxiety hits me, i journal it out to find the root of it (if i have time) and/or i just go ahead and tell myself that whatever i’m worried about is just a fragment of my imagination and no problem is that big. i tell myself i ought to forget the outside and focus within. i really try and feel what i’m affirming to myself, to feel the relief from not having to focus outside. then i focus on the state instead. what is it that i want to feel instead? i feel it and accept it and move on. i do this however many times i need to during the day.

before bed i think about the day i had. i look at it as objectively as possible, like watching a movie. and then after i’ve gone through my day, i change the scenes to my liking and this time with feeling. (aka revision)

when i fall asleep i do SATS. i imagine something that implies wish-fulfilled and fall asleep in the feeling.

i used to experience a lot of anxiety and i used to be miserable. but thanks to the law, thanks to maintaining a mental diet, i'm so much more happier and i rarely experience anxious thoughts.

also, you don’t have to affirm 200 times. you don’t have to listen to a subliminal 10 times a row - you don’t have to do anything you don’t like. the point isn’t to “get” something to appear in the 3D through techniques, but to enjoy your thoughts. stop forcing the 3D the change, it will inevitably. just focus on your thoughts, your feelings. are you feeling the things you like?

i do not do SATS every night because i think i have to. i do SATS because i enjoy it. i enjoy the feeling the fruits of my imagination.

figure out what it is that you want. what you truly want. and then imagine it. let yourself do so freely, you can experience it all right now. don’t restrict yourself with focusing on the 3D. that’s how a mental diet becomes enjoyable.

Either you live this way or not. Are you going to go back to being unaware of your thoughts and let yourself spiral into oblivion? Again, either you live this way or not. Either you stop yourself or you don't. Either you desire or know you have it. - Edward Art

Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

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Hello everyone, I am back! Life has been chaotic but i’ve been working on a few juicy things to saturate the subconscious with if it helps! In this post I am bringing you my current personal tape for my relationship with my specific person. I decided to send it to one of my friends so I adapted the whole thing to be more universal, but you can definitely change pronouns and some content if you want. I hope you like it and it helps you as much as it does for me!

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(SP) is madly in love with me.He fell in love with me as soon as he first saw me, I am his dream girl. He’s completely magnetized and addicted to me. I am magnetic, irresistible and irreplaceable. And to him specially, I am unforgettable.He’s very in love and healthily obsessed with me, he has me on a pedestal and will gladly do anything for me. He knows I’m perfect for him. (SP) knows I’m the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out and that we are perfect for each other. He loves me for me, he fully loves my mind, body and soul. We are 100% compatible and he loves my intelligence, beauty, way of being and my sense of humor. He’s my number one fan and supporter always. I am his top priority.He quickly and surely asked me to be his girlfriend and wants to be with me forever and that’s exactly what happened.I am everything he’s always been looking for in a partner. He loves me and I am his long term girlfriend. We have a happy, blissful, healthy committed long-term relationship with each other. I am his favorite person and he loves talking to me and being with me everyday. He always wants to do that. He’s always in constant contact with me and he’s always blowing up my phone. He always texts me and calls me. He’s always with me, we love spending time together. He’s super clingy with me and super affectionate.Our bond and relationship is strong, stable and better everyday. It is indestructible.I am the only one (SP) loves, wants, is attracted to and connects with. I am the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up, and the last thing when he goes to sleep.I am the only one that wants and loves (SP) and he only wants and loves me.I am the only one he wants and loves and there is only one of me.(SP) is crazy about me.He is always faithful, loyal and devoted to me only. He always treats me with love and respect, like an absolute goddess. I’m the only girl he even follows on social media and he always compliments me and hypes me up. Even though he’s not much of a fan of social media at all.He is repulsed by anyone that isn’t me.He dreams lovingly of being with me every night.He’s always thinking of me, everything reminds him of me.We both know we are perfect for each other.I am sure (SP) is the right one for me and he is sure I am the right one for him.He is sure he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. He’s 100% committed to me.Everything positively brings us closer together.(SP) is healthy, positive, balanced and safe at all times. He has amazing physical, mental and emotional health. He’s successful.We are always safe and our relationship is always safe.He always wants to be with me and around me because I am the only person that feels right for him to have a relationship with.His dick only gets hard for me, I’m the only one he wants to have sex with. I’m the only one he wants to romantically or sexually do anything at all with.(SP)’s romantic feelings and attraction for me are so strong that he cannot hide it.He always expresses his love, affection and desire for me in a consistent, healthy loving way.Me and (SP) are each other’s lovers, soulmates, best friends and life partners. I am his girlfriend, his soulmate, his wife. He is my boyfriend, my soulmate, my husband.We are happily blissfully together forever.The universe fully conspires in favor of our loving union at all times. Everything comes together constantly so we can have the best life and live out our dreams together.We are very in love with each other. He actually really loves me and does anything for me and our relationship.I am (SP)’s top priority. He always gives me tons of love and attention. He is always my ideal version of him. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a partner. I am always pleasantly surprised by him and he never lets me down. He’s fearless, brave and proactive and always ready to step up when needed, for us and for me.(SP) is fully conscious of being my soulmate. We love and accept each other fully and we get along perfectly. We are a perfect match. We are always feeling comfortable, confident, loving, loved, safe, secure, happy and whole within ourselves and within our relationship with each other. We fully trust each other and are able to be vulnerable. Our communication and support with each other is always perfect. We have the same values and he wants the same exact things with me that I do with him.(SP) always puts in effort to make our relationship work. He is very romantic towards me, always a gentleman. We are each other’s dream partners. We feel truly seen by each other.We have perfect chemistry with each other in all contexts. Our relationship is loving, fun, amazing and easy. We just get each other and mesh perfectly. I love everything about him and he loves everything about me.(SP) and I live together in a wonderful house here in (INSERT DESIRED LOCATION) and we both work here in jobs we love. We are very rich and we always have and make time for each other. He has a license and a nice car, and he loves to take me on dates and give me flowers. He’s always ready to protect and provide for me if needed, as he makes enough to comfortably support the both of us. We are living our dreams together and basking in the joy of our perfect love for each other. We are a team. He’s always by my side and I am on his.Our families and friends support our relationship and everyone gets along perfectly.(SP) is always loving and honest with me. He always does his best for me and our relationship. It is easy to maintain our relationship and we are always happy to be with each other, we are each other’s natural counterparts. He’s spiritually developed and loves to go on that journey with me. We are very intimate with each other. Our sex life with each other and our compability is amazing in all aspects. He’s always going to gladly be by my side no matter what, he loves me and he’s not going anywhere ever. What is mine cannot be taken away from me. I am thankful for our amazing, perfect, eternal and permanent union. We are love.

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