Okay Ive Been Wanting To Make A Post Like This For A While But I Wanted To Make It An Essay And I Dont

UK doesn't really have poison control but please call 999!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Omgggggggggggggggggggggg yes!!!!!!!

rip sheila nail, you would have loved good luck, babe! by chappell roan during the week you spent in solitary and mad at susannah. when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night / with your head in your hands you’re nothing more than his wife / and when you think about me all of those years ago / you’re standing face to face with “i told you so” / you know i hate to say i told you so / you know i hate to say, but I TOLD YOU SO

Interesting, who is ur blorbo?

I put talk about your feelings for Mikey Mell but take an Am I Gay quiz is also valid lol

Probably missed a key one, but whatever

Totally not at ALL based off of George Salazar singing I Love Play Rehearsal on the Two Player Game album. Nope. Not even a little. Featuring Jeremy Being a Twink

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

I've literally never seen you before but I just know you're epic 🥰

I think I might just leave tumblr, it's like anyone cares if I'm here or not anyway

prev has an army of mutated kittens hidden in her basement that she is training to overthrow the government

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Doddkdhd lots of people liked my last post so?? Here are some old doodles from March?? When I drew Chrissy with shorter hair I’m?? Hdkdbdorg (click for better quality)

Oh my god I can def go over 5 minutes talking about this song. But uh here.