I got flip off the sun, and I remember in high school when it was really hot this kid did in fact flip off the sun and then a teacher came past and they were like what are you doing and this kid was like I'm swearing at the sun cos it's too hot and the teacher just looked confused and then was like why did I become a teacher
Among several other things I also got date Satan, which sounds very risky, pee on my ass, which sounds impossible, and believe in memes, which yes I agree with. :)
my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*
happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz: (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing) )
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Yesssssssssss, y'all are amazing people and y'all matter and I love y'all.
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Yo Tumblr, it's Kitty!
I don't really have anything interesting to say, I just wanted to play off the intro to George Salazar's YouTube vlogs from the Be More Chill era. I dunno. Did I mention I like George Salazar? I'm not sure I did, lol :) /j
Er, here are some videos I have enjoyed lately:
Man or Muppet, as performed by Will Roland and Gerard Canonico
https://youtu.be/wqMKiUUuxpw?si=2hBPbOya3n3IAVXc
and as performed by George Salazar and Brian Gonzales
https://youtu.be/Wfw1NcnaRyc?si=gc8fQOmaNYBaJxeq
Apparently Brian Gonzales has been in musicals such as Spelling Bee, Shrek and Aladdin. Very kewl :)
I don't personally identify as either a man or a muppet but if I had to pick one I think I would be a muppet :)
Aight, hope y'all are doing fabulously, peace and love
I don't know what to tag this as, so if you see this lucky you I guess lol :)
right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
Y'all are amaaaaaaaazing I caaaaaaan't the talent is too much 🥰🥰🥰
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
Do you think the boyfs would get a pet and if so what one
I doubt that Michael is much of a cat person, but I've always imagined him having one at some point. Either that or one of those big big big fluffy dogs.
Jeremy would probably own a dolphin if it were legal, but he also seems like the type of guy to have a Walmart looking fish tank lined wall with any and all kinds of fish and aquatic creatures. Turtles. An axolotl. A single solitary beta fish. It's like someone took the aquarium from the museum in Animal Crossing and stuck it in Jeremy's bedroom.
Yaaaaaaaaaaas look after yourself y'all :)
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Sorry not sorry but all the sweet juicy validation coming my way from this trash is fueling my inspiration for the concept, will draw Mikey soon !! (Now tagging this AU stuff with “Chrissy Mikey Swap”)
Kitty | she/her | I love musicals, art and animals | Peace and love!
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