Have Yall Seen Lesbian Greaseball Yet?

Also, Jenna is just overall an icon, she is so underappreciated, I love her so much 🥰🥰🥰

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Meet “the sheep of the Mesozoic,” Protoceratops andrewsi. This herbivore was a very common animal and is remarkably well-represented in the fossil record.

*grabbing your shoulders* listen to me. are you listening? The number of notes on your art is not equivalent to how good your art is.....do you got that? youre okay? Im just telling you that your worth as a creator is not measured by the amount of likes you have. Im telling you that whatever you make and post is good because you made and posted something. Okay darling? Okay.

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

Like I'm seeing you for the first time. (Nothing nasty happening. Just gay panic whilst sleeping over your best friend's place.)

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Shout out to Jenna not questioning Michael saying he's having his period, Jenna said trans rights y'all, slaaaaaaaaay queen 🥰🥰🥰

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Oh my goooooooooood you guys, I tried the The Lightning Thief musical and it's so awesome!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaas!!! I love it so much wooooooooooooo slayyyyyyy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Yes I listened to the version with George Salazar, sue me (only joking please don't) (for context for people who don't know me I have a special interest in George Salazar so yeah :P)

I'm very pleased with me because I haven't listened to a new musical for months before the last new musical and now I've listened to 2 new musicals over the Christmas holidays yayyyyyyyyyy. I slay :)

Love y'all hope you had very nice holidays or are still having I dunno

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Yesssssssssss, y'all are amazing people and y'all matter and I love y'all.

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Yo Tumblr, it's Kitty, this is quite silly but I committed to this so I've got to see it through, so it's Salazar Sunday! Partial credit for this to @winter-depressed-belle

This is just me going full autistic special interest yap mode so, you're welcome :)

Sometimes I like to think I am becoming a mature adult, but then I hear the fart joke in I Love Play Rehearsal from Two Player Game and I remember I am very much not :). It is currently 7.30am on a Monday for me and I do not want to go to college but that has cheered me up immeasurably :)

Andy's Song from Two Player Game is just excessively silly and I love it 🥰🥰🥰

In The Lightning Thief In Concert thing, at the end of The Campfire Song, Grover is getting very hype, so bro goes flap flap flap jump up and down flap flap flap, this is one of my stims when I get hype, this makes me feel seen and makes me very happy 🥰🥰🥰

Also bro is iconic through the whole thing, imma watch it again later and give some more thorough commentary

I don't need to mention that Michael In The Bathroom is amazing but i'm going to anyway because it's my post and I can do what I want ha ha ha

Kaboom is like soooooooooo epic and iconic. Starting a tangent here, 'kaboom' is one of my verbal stims. Other relevant verbal stims include 'Tell the squirrel you're sorry' and 'It's all good! I saw on Discovery that humanity has stopped evolving! Evolution's survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology, you don't have to be strong to survive! Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser!!!' Yes, the whole thing. I would like to be able to do a body roll at the end of that but tragically I can't. Also, 'We gotta test it out, no, we gotta celebrate, WE GOTTA GET STONED IN MY BASEMENT!' is a ✨forbidden stim✨. It has accidentally come out once or twice in public. Oops :/

The Lightning Thief In Concert Live Reaction (I saw this like I haven't already watched this like 20 times but whatever):

Prologue: Very dramatic and funny and iconic :D

Haha rock paper scissors iconic

I need someone to go 'PAY ATTENTION, PAY ATTENTION!' when I'm in class lol

Haha baa :)

Haha gotta wipe off the monster blood

Can't be bothered with Strong, I mean it's good but not that good for me personally, and I'm here with a goal y'know honeys?

The Wittlest Minotaur is too amazing and iconic and love love love to skip

Another Terrible Day is very epic and iconic and silly but I must confess I skip it in the concert because it's a little too iconic for me although I always listen to it in the album, love love love love love

I do remember jacket yeet at the start though, very iconic. Also Chris McCarrell does a jacket yeet later in the show, so I guess how to be iconic stage 1: jacket yeet :)

Can't be bothered with Their Sign

Actually I'm too tired for this right now, might do it tomorrow, or next week, I dunno. I mean I'm gonna watch it now but I'm too tired to react. I mean basically it's all epic but yeah

Drive is so very utterly epic, love love love love love love love love love!!!!

Broadway Here I Come is also very utterly epic-tastic!!!