Finally Went To See Starlight Express Last Night And I’m Obsessed.

Do you happen to have any Jake headcanons, thoughts, art, or whatever to spare??? Trying to cause a surge in Jake content for myself because I love him!!

HELL YES

I LOVE MY BOY JAKE, HE DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

Here aare some headcanons :D

He's half North American, half Australian.

A pansexual icon, tho he doesn't really care about labels.

He needs to use a wheelchair - he can still stand up and walk on good days, but the fire + his squip kind of fucked up his legs.

Christine, Rich and him customized his wheelchair with funky stickers that glow in the dark.

Still thinks his parents are good people and looks up to them (they are really shitty parents, even if he can't see it).

After Michael told his mom's about Jake living in a crappy motel, they offered him a room in their house.

Michael and Jake are brothers now, your honor. Like, he's a Mell now, they have adopted him, they are a family now, even if at first they were kind of awkward around the other.

He's clearly talented with music, though he doesn't really see it and doesn't do anything with it.

Plays the violin since he was twelve, though he abandoned it after a few years. He still likes to play it when he's bored.

He's in his highschool choir with Brooke. He's a really good singer.

His flirting skills are so lame, but somehow they work??? Like, with Christine - he can say the most pathetic things ever and still sound really charming? Tho I fear that's just canon.

Big fun of Y2k/2010's white girl music, like Kate Perry, Miley Cirus, Kesha, Avril Lavigne...

A sitcom enjoyer - he probably likes them a little too much, especially the ones that revolve around families (The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Modern Family, Full House...), mostly because his parents were never around that much, so he ended up attaching himself to the families he saw on TV.

When he was younger, he used to be love Adventure Time! It's kind of his comfort show now, because of how nostalgic it makes him feel.

Severely allergic to dogs, which is so fucking depressing because he wants to hug them SO BAD. He's such a dog person. His squip is obviously Air Buddy.

He's also lactose intolerant and Chloe likes to make fun of him for it.

He has watched High School Musical at least 20 times. (Had a crush on both Troy and Gabriella lmao)

He had a goldfish when he was six, called Finn. It died after two months because his dad accidently broke the fishbowl and didn't care enough to buy a new one so he just... flushed it? Yeah, that emotionally scarred Jake for life.

GIFTED KID BURNOUT GOES BRR

He's always trying new things out so he can have his mind occupied and just... stop thinking about everything wrong with his life.

He really cares about Chloe, and he genuinely likes her, the problem is they are so toxic as a couple and neither of them are in the right headspace for a relationship. They don't usually bring out the best of the other. Problem is they don't see it, so they keep running into eachother because they have some attachment issues they'd need to work on separately before engaging in such relationship. It's a closed cycle, I fear. I'd really like to talk more about them bc their relationship is so interesting.

Richjake. That's it that's the headcanon. I just think they're neat.

Goes iice-skating with Christine every winter.

I just KNOW he loves Sweater Weather.

I'd have to write a whole essay (or a fanfic) on why I think he engages in substance abuse, specially after his parents left.

Has a bit of religious trauma I JUST KNOW.

Brooke, Michael and him celebrate movie night at least twice a month.

He's dyslexic and enjoys reading but usually struggles to concentrate, so that's why he prefers audiobooks. He usually listens to them when he's going for a run or clinking his room. He also listens to them when he goes to sleep because he can't sleep with no noise.

Christine turned him into a theater kid. His favorite musical is Legally Blonde, and is the only peace of media that will make him cry.

I wished I could show some fanart, especially one I have where Jake and Rich are standing inside a closet and the thingy from Episode appears with the "So this is seven minutes in heaven?" and they give you the options of "MAKE OUT?!?!?!" and "Strangle him with a coat hanger". I love that fanart, but it's in the sketchbook I share with my bestie and he currently has 👊😔

Interesting, who is ur blorbo?

I put talk about your feelings for Mikey Mell but take an Am I Gay quiz is also valid lol

Probably missed a key one, but whatever

Aw yissssssssssss 🥰🥰🥰

my bmc au’s that are very, very closely linked to minecraft

for that anon who asked some time ago

a little context to these: i love minecraft fan content. roleplays, fanfics, alternate forms of gameplay, the like. and, of course, bmc is severely lacking minecraft content, so i decided to remedy that just a bit with these seven au’s !

(please note: the endgame for every one of these is meremine, whether romantic or qpr. the other ships i’m not particularly picky on, but do keep in mind that that is the shipping context on those three. another thing of note is that jenna is aroace, and i tend to lean on making characters aro, just because i want to. they’re all tight-knit, too, since i as an aro person desperately want them to be found family-esque. this “shippy” aspect is not up for discussion in any way)

1.

of course, a collection of minecraft au’s wouldn’t be complete without the ever-standard “they met online through a video game” au. i’ve got… quite a bit latched onto this au, honestly.

michael runs a faction, whereas jeremy plays on factions without one just raiding and doing whatever. jeremy and christine do a lot on creative, roleplaying their hearts out. and i feel the whole trio plays skyblock. i really like skyblock. it can’t be helped.

the squip only appears momentarily in this au as a griefer. they’re banned from minecraft forever for their crimes.

the whole squad eventually makes a town together. i forget what i decided the name was but it’s funky and they have a blast !! towny is… a delight.

jake is a server staff member and mr. reyes owns the server ! jake enjoys some creative roleplay and he’s probably in michael’s faction.

eventually they do all meet up ! first they meet in their little mini groupings but they also definitely have a big old get-together where they’re like hello fellow minecrafters !!!

it’s honestly been a while since i’ve talked about this au, which is a shame, because it’s great fun ! i adore it.

2.

the next au, one of my all-time fave au’s, is based loosely on the pixel trapped series by ash schmidt.

i call it the earthcraft au, because the premise is that the worlds of minecraft and earth were once one world called earthcraft, but have since split.

jeremy, michael, rich, thomas (rich’s brother), jenna, and chloe live in minecraft, while christine, dustin, jake, brooke, and madeline live on earth. squip is an evil wizard with an extended lifespan who lives in minecraft, but doesn’t particularly interact with the squad outside of pulling them into different worlds or sending monsters that have been drained of personal magic after them.

eventually, squip gets shoved into the void, earthcraft is reformed (although…. it does have a bit of a split where all the people i don’t want on earthcraft get to rot on a dying world), and the kids are reunited with their parents- except for jake and the goranskis, whose parents can rot in hell.

3.

this one is based off of the minecraft diaries roleplay series by aphmau ! i was a huge fan in middle school, and i’m quite fond of the premise and such. it might have some narrative decisions i disliked, but it was a good story, in my opinion.

so, jeremy wakes up in the middle of the woods, outside a village. he has…. no memory, of anything. in the village, he meets michael and christine, two guards who are glad he wants to join the village and help out.

the village’s lord recently died, so they’re trying to find a replacement while rebelling against a neighboring evil ruler that wants more territory who happens to be michael’s brother (he has two)- squip.

there’s also the whole shadow knights thing, which i don’t feel like getting into right now, and also the thing where jeremy and his associates are literally godly beings.

(whether it be that they’re the latest reincarnation…. or they wiped their memories recently in the hopes of not having to suffer as their closest friends died and reincarnated and died again…. the usual)

4.

this next one is a joyous adventure in learning ! it’s based on the wonder quest series by stampylongnose, just the first season, really.

jeremy and christine are an adventuring duo on the search for cake ! just when they manage to find some, though, they fall into the world of wonderburg- a wonderful (hehe) town full of curiosity….. usually.

however, their sense of wonder has been stolen by a heinous wizard named squip, who desperately wants to be found funny ! his brother, another wizard named michael, has summoned the pair to help him track down the pieces of the wonder cube- a magical gem that provides wonderberg with its everlasting wonder- that squip broke.

there’s many shenanigans, as squip tries to send his henchmen rich and jake after them- but they mostly just mess around,- and lots of learning ! it all comes to a close with squip realizing they can just subject themself to physical pain for laughs… which is, at the end of the day, all they really wanted.

(i feel i should clarify: the reason they haven’t found another way to be funny is because they literally do not understand jokes. they just want people to laugh at their jokes. they do not care what it takes to get those laughs. if getting blasted with fireballs repeatedly gets laughs, they’re down for it.)

5.

this au is also one of my all-time faves !! it’s based on the fairytale fallout roleplay series by bbpaws and dangthatsalongname !!

(tw for: implications of/references to abuse, mentions of cannibalism, kidnapping, all particularly with children as the victims)

so, christine and michael are two friends that are trying to play some minigames in the multiverse of minecraft worlds, but when they try to jump through the portal into the lobby, they instead wind up in the world of misthaven. while trying to figure where they are and what’s going on, the duo stumbles across a tower in the middle of the woods.

this tower is home to none other than jeremy heere, a kid with a really, really long scarf that he knit as a replacement for the lengthy hair he’s chopped off. he sends michael and christine on a quest for enough dyes to change his scarf to rainbow, and in return he gives them a painting and joins them on their adventure.

as it turns out, misthaven has been cursed by a witch (note the pattern) so that all the fairytale characters who live there no longer have their happy endings. the town has also been left in ruin.

however, michael and christine were prophesied to arrive and save the land with the aid of jeremy so… now they’re doing that. and what better way to fight evil magic than to help out its very victims ?

(rich and his brother are the witch’s henchmen, but extremely unwillingly and only to the extent that they carry out her orders while also making it so they’re essentially nonfunctional. the witch is rich’s squip and her brother is the mother gothel to jeremy’s rapunzel- and also jeremy’s squip.)

6.

this one’s a skyblock au ! i love them funky islands in the sky. basically, the whole squad lives in a skyblock version of the minecraft worlds, in a hub of islands. it’s pretty simple, but it’s nice. jeremy, michael, and christine are on a set of islands that are right next to each other, so they coordinate island expansion.

7.

this last one is a crack au. it’s based off this one post by @/rockflavors, i believe, where minecraft diamonds are declared to have the taste of mountain dew baja blast. please, just… go with it.

naturally, i decided this meant jeremy could and would eat a minecraft diamond as an alternative to drinking mountain dew, given the chance. so, in this universe, minecraft is extra popular ! rock candy for minecraft diamonds that’s made with mountain dew baja blast exists.

squip is activated Extra Chill™, fully decked out in vacation gear and a minecraft diamond shovel ! upgrade probably features jeremy eating a second diamond to upgrade the shovel into a sword.

the most important parts of this au are the kickoff and the party: the halloween party where everyone dresses up as minecraft mobs. and michael…… dresses up as a dolphin. the plan is to seduce jeremy into listening to him. i haven’t actually thought about the showdown, so whether it works….. is up for debate.

to be frank with you, i have no idea how this one works out. it’s weird and i really don’t think about it all too much, but it is fun, too.

so that….. is the summation of my au’s. i tried to not drown you in too much information, ‘cause god knows i could. if you want to hear more about a specific one (not the crack au, though, since that one is mostly a throwaway i had fun brainstorming the basis of and not much more), you could hit me up in dms ? or send an ask. though, keep in mind, i prefer dms because i don’t really like building posts about my au’s. it makes me feel a lot more exposed.

we can be heroes, just for one day.

yeah, that's the post. i love that song soooooooo much. and like, a lot of david bowie's songs. he is just very utterly iconic and yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas love love love love love <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

also i tried to write the post in tags but i crashed the editor and it said your post was too out of this world, seemed appropriate lol

aight, love y'all, stay space-tastic, peace and love :D

Doddkdhd lots of people liked my last post so?? Here are some old doodles from March?? When I drew Chrissy with shorter hair I’m?? Hdkdbdorg (click for better quality)

Absolutely, everybody deserves to be treated with love and respect no matter what their gender or the gender of their partner. And don't forget this applies to non-boys who love non-boys too!

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

Kind of sloppy art but I like it!

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A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.