I Had The Literal Weirdest Dream Ever Last Night And There’s No Way I Couldn’t Draw It

I had the literal weirdest dream ever last night and there’s no way I couldn’t draw it

I Had The Literal Weirdest Dream Ever Last Night And There’s No Way I Couldn’t Draw It

What is wrong with my brain bro đź’€

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Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet
Fear And Hunger Arts That I Didnt Post On Here Yet

Fear and Hunger arts that i didnt post on here yet


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1 year ago
page 1 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 4 panels long. 

1. Nosramus is reading (Frankenstein), when from the other room, Enki shouts. 
Enki: God (of the depths) fucking DAMNIT 
*metal sound*

2. Nosramus: What is

3. Nosramus gets surprised: going ON in here

4. Enki is sitting at a stool in a bathrobe next to a comb with most of the teeth broken off. His hair is tangled, bloody, and stuffed with herbs and comb teeth and he is preparing to saw it off with a bonesaw.
Enki: can I help you
page 2 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 5 panels long. 

1. Nosramus grabs Enki's hands with the bonesaw in them.
Nosramus: hey hey

2. Nosramus takes the bonesaw away from an indignant Enki
Nosramus: why

3. Enki holds up his hair with comb teeth tangled in it.
Enki: My hair is too far gone in my opinion. Better to chop it off and start over.

4. Nosramus holds out his waterfall of beautiful hair. 
Nosramus: I've spent 400+ years growing this shit out do you think I got this far by cutting if off every time it felt hopeless?

5. Nosramus takes Enki's hair.
Nosramus: Your hair is - _ ... Could Be beautiful.
page 3 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 2 panels long. 

1. Enki grabs his hair to his chest.
Nosramus (offscreen): Unless you really want to cut it.

2. Enki holds out his hair to Nosramus. His fingers twitch in excitement.
Enki: If you're so hungry to try to detangle all of this be my guest.
page 4 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 4 panels long. 

1. Enki (changed into his priestly robes again) is getting his hair combed out by Nosramus. 
Enki: hOW long did you say this was going to take?

2. Nosramus: not long at all ^^ three or so days ^^

3. Enki turns his head fast, causing his hair to be yanked.
Enki: THREE?

4. Enki cradles his head, and Nosramus steps back, sheepish.
Enki: ow ow fuck
page 5 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 5 panels long. 

1. Nosramus has his hand in Enki's hair. What is also in Enki's hair are a bunch of grubs and a centipede. 
Nosramus: !

2. Nosramus pulls his hands out of Enki's hair.
Nosramus: are you aware that you have maggots in your hair?
Enki: oh yeah leave them

3. Nosramus gets a close up. He looks like he has aged a couple years, hit by the Ruin spell.
Nosramus: leave. . . them?

4. Enki turns back to Nosramus, lacing his fingers. More maggots poke out of his hair and crawl onto his face.
Enki: they are my fuvkibg buddies

5. Nosramus leans over in despair and makes a keysmash sigh noise.
Nosramus: Chambara see me through this trial.
page 6 of a six page comic featuring Enki and Nosramus from Fear&Hunger. The page is 5 panels long. 

1. Enki's hair is mostly detangled, and he tilts his head back.
Enki: oh you pray to the new gods?

2. Nosramus picks a maggot out of Enki's hair.
Nosramus: something wrong with that, dark priest?

3. Enki turns back to Nosramus, who is braiding his hair.
Enki: I wasn't expecting it, since you are
Nosramus: Since I am old as balls?

4. Enki turns forward again, holding up his hands. 
Enki: yes since you are old as balls
Nosramus cracks up.

5. Nosramus ties a ribbon around Enki's hair, finishing the braid. 
Nosramus: I take their names in vain whenever I can. Fellowship and all that.

My take on the bathtub fic. . .


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1 year ago

Basically. I got screwed.

I am very sorry for how relatively quiet this blog has been but I've been dealing with a very unpleasant situation the last few months, and now I need help.

Essentially, I tried to help someone out, and she took advantage of me, and I have no way to recoup my losses.

Earlier this year, I moved into a new house. Before we sold the old house, a Now-Former friend ran into some trouble and was about to become homeless with pets and a small child. Not wanting them to be on the street, we offered to hold off selling the old house so she could stay there for a little while, if she could pay the cost of the mortgage on that house (because I could afford one mortgage but not two) while we helped her find somewhere more permanent.

I was not making money from this- since I was still paying the utilities and property taxes, I was actually losing money, but willing to soak that in order to help her save up and get her on her feet.

Instead, she:

Never Paid a Dime towards covering the mortgage costs like she agreed ($12,000 for the nine months she was there)

Trashed the house ($500 dump fees for the trash alone)

Let her pets piss and shit all over the house ($1,500 bio hazard cleanup, $4000 to replace the carpet and other damaged flooring)

Caused an electrical issue in the garage ($900 to repair)

Broke the washer, dryer and refrigerator ($2500 to replace)

Broke the fence ($1000 to repair)

When I told her I could no longer financially support her and that I needed to sell the old house, she illegally squatted there for a solid three months and I had to hire a lawyer and actually take her to court to get her to leave ($2,500)

The resulting stress has been, as you can imagine, stressful.

So stressful, in fact, that it aggravated a the medical conditions my husband had and made him extremely sick. He had to go to the hospital and take time off work to recover. Now the health insurance is trying to weasel out of paying his short-term disability claim.

So net, this woman has managed to cost me around $25,000 and that's not taking into account the missed paychecks and medical expenses. I do not have $25,000, and until at least $13,000 of that is spent to repair the damage she did, I legally cannot sell the house to even begin to recoup my losses.

Theoretically, I could sue this woman, but she doesn't have any money and it would be me paying even more money I don't have to get... Nothing. So I'm asking for help to cover the costs of getting the old house ready to sell, my husband's medical expenses, and other expenses incurred by this debacle:

Gallus Tried To Help And Got Screwed
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I tried to help out a now-former friend by letting her rent my house at cost, and she instead failed to pay any rent, trashed my house, and

If you can help out in any way-share, donate spare change, anything- I'd be extremely grateful.

Thank you.

1 year ago
Take It.

take it.


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2 years ago
I Found Myself Having, Not Exactly An Argument Recently, But A Highly Opinionated Conversation With Someone
I Found Myself Having, Not Exactly An Argument Recently, But A Highly Opinionated Conversation With Someone

I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine, I found this article, and thought the world at large might enjoy it too...

I Found Myself Having, Not Exactly An Argument Recently, But A Highly Opinionated Conversation With Someone
I Found Myself Having, Not Exactly An Argument Recently, But A Highly Opinionated Conversation With Someone

Here's the text of the article:

The history of the Hello Kitty vibrator

By Peter Payne October 4, 2004

Sanrio is one of the top character licensors in the world, having more or less created the business model of doing business by creating something that doesn't really exist and licensing its use to other companies. Sanrio produces nothing -- all their characters, like the Little Twin Star, Minna no Ta-bo, Bad Batz-Maru, exist as legal entities and nothing more. Their most successful character, Hello Kitty, or Kitty-chan as she's known in Japan, is now now thirty years old.

One of the many companies that license Sanrio's characters for their products was a Japanese company called Genyo Co. Ltd. Genyo made a wide variety of products, from bento boxes to children's toys to chopsticks, many with the Hello Kitty character on them. They scored big in the late 1990's with an off-the-wall hit, a series of Hello Kitty toys which featured a different Kitty figure from each of Japan's 47 prefectures, each representing something the prefecture was famous for. (The figure from Gunma Prefecture, where we live, represented a wooden kokeshi doll.)

In 1997, Genyo designed a product that would live in infamy: the Hello Kitty vibrating shoulder massager, which really is a shoulder massager (trust us -- it says so on the package). Sanrio approved this design without batting an eye, and the product enjoyed modest sales in toy shops and in family restaurants like Denny's and Coco's. It wasn't until 1999 or so that people began to catch on to the fact that the Hello Kitty massager had other potential uses, and with amazing speed, they started popping up in adult videos in Japan. The next thing anyone knew, they had changed into a cult adult item, sold in vending machines in love hotels -- after all, what self-respecting man wouldn't buy his girl a Hello Kitty vibrator when she asked him for one?

The emergence of the Hello Kitty vibrator as a cult adult item caused friction between Sanrio and Genyo, and Sanrio ordered the company to stop making the units. Genyo refused, since it had paid a lot of money to license Kitty for their products. There seemed nothing Sanrio could do, since they had approved the item for sale (see the official Sanrio sticker on the boxes). The answer came when the Japanese tax authorities raided Genyo on suspicion of tax evasion. It seems that some creative accounting was going on between the president of the company, a Mr. Nakamura, his vice president, and the owner of the factory in China where the units were made. All three were arrested, and Sanrio had the excuse needed to yank Genyo's license. They seized the molds used to make the vibrators and destroyed them.

And so, the sad, weird chapter of the Hello Kitty vibrator is at an end. The last of the Kitty vibes are gone, so now what will the world do for wacky comic -- and sexual -- relief?

1 year ago
Somd Enkis Ft My Only Contribution To A Funger Modern Au

Somd enkis ft my only contribution to a funger modern au


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