Welcome to my TED talk......
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(06/19/2024)
Divider by: @cafekitsune
Rex: You two idiots wouldn't last two seconds with the 212th Fives: Oh yeah? We'll see about that *Fives and Echo walk into 212th barracks* Cody: Get the fuck out *Fives and Echo leave* Echo: How many seconds was that? Kix: Five Fives: IN YOUR FACE, REX!
Hemlock: Since you domesticated that lurka hound..
Omega: (mutters something under her breath)
Hemlock: Excuse me? I didn’t catch that.
Omega: I said it’s impossible to domesticate a single individual since, by definition, domestication is the permanent genetic modification of a bred lineage. What I did was either tame a captive wild individual through conditioned behavioral modification or train an unsocialized member of her breed through the same method. Which you would know if you weren’t a fucking prat.
Hemlock: How…charming.
Omega: Did they print your diploma on toilet paper so they could wipe their asses with it before they gave to to you?
Hemlock: The difference in terminology is irrelevant.
Omega: Only if your grant application already got rejected for being immoral instead of just incoherent. Or did your application process only involve sucking Tarkin’s dick?
Hemlock to Na-Se: Where did she pick up that… vocabulary?
Nala-Se: Omega has always been precocious.
Omega: I was raised around soldiers you stupid pig fucker.
Every time I write 'Crosshair' on my phone, it autocorrects into 'Crossword'. So let me introduce you to CT-9904 Crossword.
2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi