im a cancer❕
I think that Cancers make the best lovers
my parents 😂😂😂 are installing 🤣🤣🤣 cctvs because I went out without telling them today morning 😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to fucking slit my throat in front of the cctv
i wish i was detached from everyone and everything
he's gone and im having trouble breathing 💯
others : having fun and/or getting in successful colleges and stuff
me : trying to convince my partner to not leave after i had a mental breakdown over them having s3xual relations with 3+ others and mopping my warm blood from the floor with a wet tissue
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
finals are so exhausting bro I need it to be Christmas NOW
I really wish I had an Aztec Death Whistle
throwback to this interview with hellhammer
Yes, yes, god made me trans for the same reason he made wheat but not bread, but what if i fucking hate baking? What if i just want to go to the store and buy bread? What if i don't have the energy and time to spend months growing the wheat, harvest it, winnow and grind it, make a dough and bake it? What if i don't want to do that? What if i just want bread but not wheat?