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AHHH I CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROWS EPISODE
“I’LL BE RIGHT BY HIS SIDE” AND CUT TO PERCY LOOKING AT ARES APPROACHING WITH THE WATER BEHIND HIM BECAUSE POSEIDON HAS HIS BACK…VILE. DIABOLICAL. I WILL NEVER RECOVER.
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James: *walks in on wolfstar* *runs out of the room screaming* *immediatley tries telling lily what he saw*
Lily: *intense McGonagall scowl, staring angrily at James*
Lily: Just because Remus was being a little intense with his studying doesn't mean you need to come crashing into the common room shouting at all of us! You almost knocked Peter over!
James: *exasperated* Lils, you don't get it! He wasn't BEING fucking serious, he was FUCKING. SIRIUS.
James: AS IN SIRIUS. SIRIUS BLACK. AND REMUS JOHN LUPIN. F U C K I N G HIM.
Peter: *finally understands* WAIT MOONY AND PADFOOT ARE HAVING SEX???
James: YES!! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!
ahh i love
Sobbing, screaming, throwing up because imagine in a post-war AU where James was a single dad of Harry after Lily was killed by Voldemort and Regulus had gone on to be a pro seeker and was Harry's favorite player and Harry had posters of him and his team all over his walls and one day James dropped the bomb that they had dated while at Hogwarts and Harry loses his shit with excitement and begs to meet him. James convinces Regulus to meet Harry and while Harry is fangirling over Regulus and asking him non-stop questions about quidditch, James and Regulus keep staring at each other and start talking again and a year later Harry is told his idol is gonna live with them and he fucking faints
i love them so much 💀💀
Pleaseee they’re so funny💀
love frat boy percy
imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
Ahhh i love prongsfoot so much
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cant wait for season 5 of the PJO show when Percy sits on Poseidons throne.
If this doesn't make it in the Gods are dead and nothing in the world matters
missed reading fanfics so bad that i decided to quit my job