Best Insults. Everytime I Catch The Tard Word--I Try To Remember Shakespeare.

I'll never forget the day my CEO walked by my friend's office exactly at the moment that she and I were doing this and giggling like tweens.

 Joey and Mac this very day.

I'm getting to the point of legit hate for organized religion. If they all want to be so politically active--let them pay taxes like the rest of us.

So how many more women will die because you EVIL FUCKING CHRISTIANS have impinged on the 1st Amendment Rights of your fellow Americans to the point of denying healthcare to the neediest in the name of Jesus Christ?

This one's for you, mom.

Another victim of cigarettes taken from us at the tender age of 88.

“Szymborska, a heavy smoker, died in her sleep of lung cancer Wednesday evening at her home in the southern city of Krakow, her personal secretary Michal Rusinek said.”

These are the Grover Norquist disciples who want to ‘drown government in the bathtub’ as Norquist, whose pledge they’ve all signed, famously said. Why? Because if they actually let government work, then people could have faith that government can work. In short, when your entire philosophy is that government is the problem, you make government the problem. Even conservative economists agree that unemployment benefits create jobs by allowing consumers to spend more money. Yet this conflicts with the Republicans’ predetermined ideology that no government action can help. Broad majorities agree that having millionaires pay their fair share in taxes would reduce our deficit, and allow us to invest in jobs. But apparently no amount of evidence can convince Republicans that our government can be part of the solution. The Republican philosophy goes something like this: If you take your car to the mechanic and instead of fixing it, they take out the engine and charge you an arm and a leg, you should conclude that mechanics can’t fix cars and you should probably just take yours to the junkyard and sell it for scrap metal. But the truth is; you probably just hired a bad mechanic.

Rep. Keith Ellison: If It Ain’t Broke, Break It

Ain't it the truth...ain't it the truth?!

Pretty much true dat.

For Zoebe and her housemates.

Cats are assholes. [via] 

Everyday and twice on Sundays.

What the whaaaat??!? lolololol 

Damn straight.