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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

he knitted his own halloween sweater everyone say you're proud of him 🎃🍂🍁🐸

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

Forced to learn how tumblr works because quotev has officially killed itself ☹️ (please tell me terms and stuff i should know) (and explain it like youre talking to your mom about your favorite media)

lord, we should quit but we love it too much

a little oc sketch thing bc i really wanted to draw some armor.... lyrics are from sedated by hozier

It’s us

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

You’ve heard of “Fake Dating.” Now get ready for

Fake Family

1. “This guy is being a creep and won’t leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?”

2. “The nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.”

3. “That person asked if I was your S/O. I’m sick of people not believing when I say we’re friends, so I said we were siblings.”

4. “I’m your bodyguard, but the event you’re going to does not allow bodyguards, so I’m now your sibling.”

5. “I was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and you’re the only cop I know. Help?”

6. “We have a very elaborate story of how we’re related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isn’t true.” 

7. “I told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family… Are your parents good at lying?”

8. “We always joke that we’re siblings, but someone didn’t realize we were joking, so now we’re seeing how far we can carry this out.”

9. “Our organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that you’ve been telling them I’m your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldn’t come up with a less embarrassing cover?” 

10. “Look, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people you’re my grandchild, I’m going to scream. I’m not that old, you know?”

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I just want one of those super villains that have one very odd moral standard for no explainable reason and the hero is like;

‘Why aren’t you following me?’

‘I don’t jaywalk.’ Villain says as he stands at the edge of the curb with a blank face.

‘You don’t jaywalk.’ Hero repeats flatly.

‘There are rules even I follow,’ Villain sniffs, ‘now let me find a zebra crossing.’

And then sometime further on in the story someone tries to pretend to be Villain and Hero figures it out.

‘How did you know it was me?’ Imposter says impressed as they reveal their true form.

‘Villain may have done a lot of shitty things like mind control and murder,’ Hero gets into an appropriately heroic fighting stance, ‘but Villain would never, never jaywalk.’

Villain, tied up in some elaborate manner shakes his head and smiles, ‘As expected of my arch-enemy Hero.’