This Is My First Digital Sketch, I Drew My OC Ida Becaude I Love Her And I Wanted Her To Be Forst Even

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day?? 

it’s exactly as likely as you think

another piece for that art assignment i was talking about the other day

(028) An academic rival shares Skyfire's laboratory for several months and relentlessly sabotages him.

"I'm sure he doesn't realise he's taking plates I poured," Skyfire tells his sometime-collaborator, Starscream, on the comm. "And he probably doesn't even know that you can't store bleach in direct sunlight. He can't possibly have meant to contaminate everything, either," he adds, "because it ruined his experiments too."

Unbeknownst to the relentlessly pacifistic Skyfire, Starscream's half-intetested noises of agreement are disguising the sounds of him setting up a sniper rifle on the roof of the next building over.

I’m sure this has been done before but alas

I just want one of those super villains that have one very odd moral standard for no explainable reason and the hero is like;

‘Why aren’t you following me?’

‘I don’t jaywalk.’ Villain says as he stands at the edge of the curb with a blank face.

‘You don’t jaywalk.’ Hero repeats flatly.

‘There are rules even I follow,’ Villain sniffs, ‘now let me find a zebra crossing.’

And then sometime further on in the story someone tries to pretend to be Villain and Hero figures it out.

‘How did you know it was me?’ Imposter says impressed as they reveal their true form.

‘Villain may have done a lot of shitty things like mind control and murder,’ Hero gets into an appropriately heroic fighting stance, ‘but Villain would never, never jaywalk.’

Villain, tied up in some elaborate manner shakes his head and smiles, ‘As expected of my arch-enemy Hero.’

1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze

1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

MY GUILT IS AN OCEAN FOR ME TO DROWN IN.

Slaughterhouse, Yves Olade / Fallout 4 / Apocalypse Logic, Elissa Washuta / Little Red Riding Hood Addresses the Next Wolf, Brenna Twohy / The Song of Achilles,  Madeline Miller / Altered Carbon (2018) / Mercy, Yves Olade / Unknown / Crime and Punishment,  Fyodor Dostoevsky / Everything Everything, Nicola Yoon