I've Been Trying To Figure Out Why I'm In A Weird Mood Today, And It Just Hit Me: The Last Time I Wasn't

i have never once celebrated Christmas even once in my stupid baka life but the holiday is dear to me because of The Aesthetics. please don't look at anything too hard i beg

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im sorry for massacring you, humanised rem and ryuk......

he's played these games before

If they won't interact much in canon then I'll make my own interactions ✨🎀 (lines taken from Pokemon Masters, I just clipped them together ❤️ )

quick doodle, someone challenged them (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Shout out to that one manga translation that casually lets Near curse two times

oh no chibi ghetsis

Ghetsis during BW: We must act with outmost caution. Our victory won't be secured unless we have enough of the Unovan population on our side as N claims the title as the strongest trainer in the region, and later, the world. Let's unleash our big stupid castle at the most opportune moment, mm? Ghetsis during BW2: *Hobbling about in front of his conspiracy cork-board* So if we find this big stupid fucking ice dragon you science idiots can plug some USB into it and fuck this pissy little shit region right in the asshole with an ice laser or something listen I don't fucking care just make them PAY, COLRESS HOW'S THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY AIRSHIP?? WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LACK OF MONEY I'M OUTLAWED, FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU'RE SO SMART. Someone pour me like five glasses of wine I'm getting my strangly hands, and you won't like me when I get my strangly hands. When this region is nothing but death and ice I'm firing all of you. This is all N's fault. It's not easy being this right about everything literally all the time (where's my stress ball).

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

hey i don't know how large the overlap between gen 5 pokemon fans and pizza game fans is but um. have this horrible abomination i cooked up last night 👍

alone.