Crack AU Where L Gets Fed Up With The Task Force Complaining About Him Being Chained To Light, Snaps,

crack AU where L gets fed up with the task force complaining about him being chained to Light, snaps, and just brings in Near with the explanation that the issue is clearly that L is too old and Light should be supervised by someone within his age range. Cut to Light being absolutely livid for being demoted to a babysitter and getting chained to said baby (he doesn't know that Near is actually 13 and not like... 6. this also means he feels utterly insulted by L by calling Near "someone within Light's age range"). Fast forward a bit and Light and Near are actually getting along, which results in Watari overhearing L muttering "it should have been me..." more than once, with a depressed expression.

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AU Death Note light yagami l lawliet lawlight nate river moonriver idk man im starved for moonriver content ill take anything if this inspires anyone please go ahead

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koiyoiki

7 months ago

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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koiyoiki

4 months ago

why tf is that your go-to response Near

Also yeah more Noelverse stuff in honor of it's 10 year anniversary hell yeah

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<- prev yea it is

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koiyoiki

1 year ago

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

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seems about right dramatic [REDACTED] ???

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koiyoiki

2 years ago

yoru ni kakeru cover huh

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so true this is literally the first thing that came to my head when they announced it

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koiyoiki

4 months ago

the dynamic between Near and Light in the Noelverse is just so funny to me I'm sorry like-

(start of Noel)

Light: Fuck you Near!

Near: Fuck you Kira!

(end of Noel)

Light: You know what Near's not that bad

Near: hmm I actually kind of enjoy Light's company

(start of Resurrection)

Light: FUCK YOU NEAR

Near: why do I feel guilty about everything

(end of Resurrection)

Light: I'm glad we're getting along again :)

Near: if anything were to happen to Light I would kill anyone responsible and then myself

(start of Reunion)

Light: NATE GOD DAMNIT

Near: Light's upset because of me again this sucks :(

(end of Reunion)

Light: I can finally think of you as a friend

Near: I would willingly go to jail with you

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AU Death Note light yagami noël could you tell? nate river moonriver noelverse noel verse my favorite cringefail situationship “partners” be fr bro i really love the noelverse light just cant catch a break near is the funniest man alive who just cant tell people things for the life of him

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koiyoiki

3 months ago