Dni If: You Have More Than 3 Dm Notifications On Discord Right Now , Your Favorite Color Is Magenta Specifically

dni if: you have more than 3 dm notifications on discord right now , your favorite color is magenta specifically , you've listened to an album by the beatles in its entirety , you have never dipped your finger in wax and then peeled it off , you dislike moss a substantial amount , you know the rules of american football , your favorite music genre is bedroom pop , you dont know what the word oscillating means , you can do calculus , and/or if you are not akin to an evil villain's goon that goes "on it boss" and immediately fails pathetically to do whatever task you were assigned